- Joe Caputo: It's important to get in there early, teach him the right things.
- Natalie Figueroa: Like how not to sexually harass women?
- [Joe gives her an angry look]
- Joe Caputo: What if he's gay? We gotta teach him to not sexually harass men, too. Then we gotta teach him not to harass the non-binary. If he, in fact, wants to be referred to as "him". We may get a "they".
- Nicky Nichols: Prison is-is just not as romantic as all those 70's exploitaton movies made it seem. I want my money back.