Alan Smithee: Doctor What
Quotes
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Doctor What : KEVIN, YOU MISERABLE ASSHOLE! THIS IS FRIGHT NIGHT PART 2! I HATE THAT F - KING MOVIE!
Belldandy : But we thought you liked Fright Night?
Doctor What : I liked the FIRST Fright Night! The second one is TERRIBLE! How do you think William Katt would feel if you jumped him from House to House 2: The Second Story?
Urd : William Katt got it worse than that. They jumped him into House IV: Home Deadly Home.
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Skuld : Doctor What! This is NOT the Super Happy Fun Time Magical Sci Fi Adventure that you promised me... THIS IS A SLASHER MOVIE!
Doctor What : I believe you. Young Skuld... I believe it's time we skidaddled.
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Doctor What : Not everybody adheres to the angelic mindset. Not everybody fits. Some people live in the darkness their whole lives, and they have feelings, too.
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Doctor What : Time can heal a lot of things, but unfortunately, Rape isn't one of them... no, that's not right, only Faith can do that. Not just Faith in God, but the Faith and support of your friends. It's highly unfortunate that so many cries for help go unheard, that so many voices are silenced in the name of legally protecting one's ass, and that sometimes some crimes will always go unpunished due to a lack of evidence. I don't have the solution to this problem. I don't know what to do. I'm sorry to say this kids, but Doctor Who can't always save everybody. Some people need to learn to stand up and save themselves, or at least go down trying. Not every Hero gets a Happy Ending. It's just a sacrifice that has to be made.
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Doctor What : Well, if it ain't on BBC, it ain't worth watching, is it?
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Skuld : Doctor What doesn't fight the Daleks. Doctor What fights real life, and believe me, that's enough. Wait, where did I get that from?
Doctor What : From the heart, Skuld. You remembered it from the heart. Only you are beautiful enough to never forget it.
