- Dr. Moron: I've finally done it. I created the carrot that rabbits refuse to eat.
- Bugs Bunny: [Bugs eats the carrot] Actually, doc, needs a little salt, but not too shabby. Better luck next time, Edison.
- Bugs Bunny: [Bugs smells Gossamer's breath] Ew! Talk about halitosis. Do us all a favor, gruesome and have a breath mint.
- [Gossamer smells his bad breath and takes the mint. The mint makes him explode]
- Bugs Bunny: [Bugs sees Dr. Moron's lab, which is filled with carrots] I think I'm going to like it here!
- Dr. Moron: You idiot! He has destroyed my life's work! I may not be able to stop that rabbit from eating carrots,
- [he pulls a lever that has a bed with a monster underneath it]
- Dr. Moron: but that won't stop me from making a carrot that eats rabbits!
- [He pulls another lever, making electricity awake the Carrot Monster]
- Dr. Moron: It's alive. It's ALIVE!
- [the Carrot Monster groans as he awakes]
- Dr. Moron: Now, go get that rabbit.