Mysterious Phenomena of the Unexplained (TV Series)

The Taming of the Screwball (2002)

Joe Alaskey: Daffy Duck

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Quotes 

• Daffy Duck : So. You say you don't believe in Mysterious Phenomena of the Unexplained? Well, neither did I... until I met a ghost.

• Porky Pig : I don't get it. We only get rich the play bomb-stinks?

  Daffy Duck : Exactly! If the play closes on opening night, we get to keep all the money that the investors think we spent on the show!

  Porky Pig : But, we need an actor.

  Daffy Duck : We need a disgustingly BAD actor!

• Porky Pig : Ew. This guy really stinks.

  Daffy Duck : I know. Isn't it great?

  William Shakespeare's Ghost : This spinning typhoon is acting like a buffoon. I must cast ye a spelleth, to make him speak... Oooh, welleth!

  Taz : [Taz gets zapped by Shakespeare]  What is in a name that what you call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet?

  [Daffy gets a magic book, in anger] 

  Daffy Duck : Two can play at that game, buster!

  [Daffy puts on a magical hat] 

  Daffy Duck : Abracadabra, wallakazaz, give me that Taz and make him a spaz!

  [Daffy zaps Taz] 

• William Shakespeare's Ghost : I tireth of battling this foolish duck. I'll fixeth his wagon, that stupid bird!

  [He zaps both Taz and Daffy] 

  Daffy Duck : Good night, sweet prince. Parting in such sweet sorrow.

  [the crowd cheers in acclaim] 

  William Shakespeare's Ghost : That, my dear folks, will be all.