- Sheldon Cooper: We're going to leave this up to God?
- Mary Cooper: You think you can do a better job than God?
- Sheldon Cooper: Maybe not with creating the universe, but I bet I could free the Hebrews with one good plague.
- Mary Cooper: I'm sorry y'all find this funny, but this is the first time my mother's expressed real interest in a man since Dad died! Forgive me for wanting to know more!
- Meemaw: You really want to know more? Imagine you're getting on in years. You and your husband are about to retire, get a little timeshare in Sarasota and, suddenly, he's gone and you're all alone. You mourn. You cry. But, eventually, you move on. You start dating a little and it's all good fun. But always in the back of your mind, there's that question: "Will I be alone in the end?"
- Meemaw: [Pours alcohol into her drink] The Italians call it "corretto". It means, "correcting the drink".
- Mary Cooper: So, a drink without alcohol in it is wrong?
- Meemaw: Yep. Italian people. They know what's up!