- Andrew Glouberman: I can't be horny and still be a decent guy?
- Hormone Monster: Look, as his holiness the Dalai Lama once told me, you have enough blood to fill your heart or your schvontz. Not both.
- Hormone Monster: [Has just crashed into the ground and can't feel his legs] Kill me! Somebody kill me! I don't want to live my life in a chair!
- Lars: It's not all bad. You can do Disney World in like an hour and a half.