How Northerners Talk Temperature with Southerners
- Episode aired Jan 2, 2018
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Southerner: Boy, I got cold!
Northener: [after a dramatic chord, with deep serious voice] Cold? You don't understand "cold".
Southerner: I mean it's colder than usual for us.
Northener: Where I'm from, this is what we call a sweltering sweaty hot day.
Southerner: I was just saying compared to other days it's a little colder
Northener: [annoyed, while a dramatic music is heard in the background, louder and louder as he speaks] Stop sobbing and complaining to me about how freezing cold and miserable you are! You don't know the meaning of the word "miserable"!
Southerner: I wasn't...
Northener: [with a deeper and deeper voice] You're weak! You know nothing of this world! You make me sick!
Northener: [suddenly switching to a happy and polite voice, smiling and giving him a pat on the back, while the music also switches to a lighter tune] All right, thanks for having us for the holidays! Be back soon!
[the northener goes away while the southerner keeps looking at him with a mixed face of terror and confusion]
- ConnectionsFeatured in Thomas Sanders: Sanders Shorts Compilation January 2018 (2018)