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Quotes
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Buddy Calhoun : [about the transgender bathrooms] God created men's rooms and women's rooms, not everyone rooms. I don't want to go into a bathroom and be next to a woman who is looking at my genitals. I want that person that I'm next to to be a man, or, better yet, lots of men.
Selina Meyer : Glory, glory, hole-ellelujah.
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Selina Meyer : Listen, Ben, you gotta go back to Texas right now, OK? And just tell 'em they can violate me with their assault rifles and a full slab of ribs on top of a stack of slavery-free history textbooks.
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Selina Meyer : You and your gay pals can make me the Grand Marshal of the next parade that you have that messes up all the traffic.
Marjorie Palmiotti : Actually, ma'am, it's a myth that lesbians and gay men have any natural affinity. Gertrude Stein was physically disgusted by male homosexuals.
Gary Walsh : Excuse me?
Selina Meyer : How'd she feel about tedious lesbians?
Marjorie Palmiotti : Big fan, ma'am.
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Selina Meyer : There is no place for Jonah Ryan in my administration. Or anywhere in the universe where the building blocks of life are present.
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Ben Cafferty : There's a simple solution for this, OK? Just ask Kemi to be your veep.
Selina Meyer : I cannot stand her! And I don't say that about a lot of people.
[Gary doesn't really agree with this statement]
Selina Meyer : Plus, she called me a criminal last night.
Ben Cafferty : Kent and I were up all night doing the numbers...
Selina Meyer : In the words of the great Eleanor Roosevelt, I would rather cheese-grater my clit.
Ben Cafferty : So we'll put a pin in that.
Selina Meyer : That too.
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Selina Meyer : Pretend to talk to me about numbers.
Kent Davison : The most compelling number to me is not a number at all, it's a concept.
Selina Meyer : I said pretend, OK?
Kent Davison : I was pretending. My favorite number is Euler's number.
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Catherine Meyer : Tell me that you did not just trade away same-sex marriage...
Selina Meyer : [to Gary] Can you believe I'm having to deal with this right now?
Catherine Meyer : ...to get Buddy Calhoun's endorsement!
Selina Meyer : It is just the party platform. It's like a to-do list of things we're not gonna do. "Restore faith in democracy"? We couldn't do that even if we wanted to.
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Selina Meyer : I have been to Buffalo six times, and I'm not even a serial killer.
