- William Brown: You. You ruined my life.
- Vlad: I ruined your life? Asshole. You decapitated me.
- Auggie: Well he's got you there man.
- Caleb Bang Jansen: Word on the street-this dork is a mass murderer. I'm saving us!
- William Brown: That's where you're wrong. I'm not a mass murderer. I'm a mass manslaughterer.