Criminal Minds (TV Series)

The Dance of Love (2018)

Paget Brewster: Emily Prentiss

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Quotes 

• David Rossi : Emily, you think I can take the next few days off, use some of my annual leave?

  [Emily and Garcia stare at Rossi] 

  David Rossi : What?

  Penelope Garcia : David Rossi? Time off?

  Emily Prentiss : I think we've entered a parallel universe?

  Penelope Garcia : [picks up Emily's stapler and hits herself with it]  Ouch! No! This is actually happening

  David Rossi : Okay, stop the theatrics! I've got a call this evening from Krystall

  Penelope Garcia : Krystall? With the K and two L's?

  Penelope Garcia : Wow, wait! What's happening? Did I miss something?

  Emily Prentiss : Eh, she was Rossi's third ex-wife. She was a black-jack dealer in Las Vegas

  David Rossi : And our love blossomed as so many of the great ones do over a deck of cards and lots of casino comped booze

  Emily Prentiss : Now what happened? That sounds like a love for the ages

  David Rossi : Once we sobered up, we had the marriage annulled

  Penelope Garcia : Why did I not know about this? You know the rules: all gossips funnels through me!

  Emily Prentiss : Oh, wait! It's get better: they got married in one of those drive-thru marriage chapels, right?

  David Rossi : Yup, two blocks off the Strip. Our secret vows were officiated by an Elvis impersonator who might have been drunker than we were

• Emily Prentiss : But he was tortured vigorously. That's awfully vicious for a female

  Luke Alvez : [Giggling]  Don't kid yourself. When native-American worriers couldn't get information out of a captured prisoner, they hand him over to their women

  Emily Prentiss : They did?

  [Luke nods yes and walks away] 

  Emily Prentiss : I should put that tidbit on a plaque and hang it over my desk

• Emily Prentiss : I wonder why some men are like Craig Kaline

  Dr. Tara Lewis : What? Horn dogs you mean?

  Emily Prentiss : Is that the medical term?