Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Mixed Signals (2018)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• Penelope Garcia : [on screen]  Team, you know I want to be the bearer of good news, but let's face it: when you see this gorgeous visage on the jet, it is both a blessing and a curse

  Emily Prentiss : We have another victim?

  Penelope Garcia : Yeah

• Emily Prentiss : What did you find?

  Penelope Garcia : Some shade of the snarky variety #nojudgment

• Emily Prentiss : [picks up her ringing phone]  Go ahead, Garcia

  Penelope Garcia : [sipping through a strange straw]  Hmm! So, I'v been reading message board after message board, and let me tell you, Hot Take: don't read the comments. Also I've discovered something nitro cold brew coffee. I think the military developed it to keep solders up weeks at the time, feeling great. Also I have a lead

  Emily Prentiss : Ok, let's hear it

• Penelope Garcia : [picking up here phone]  Talk to me with your face, Tara Lewis

  Dr. Tara Lewis : Garcia, we need you to do some more digging

  Penelope Garcia : I was born with a shovel in my hand. No, a backhoe!