Carly: Maybe smoke a smidge less pot before bedtime?
Ulysses Zane: Carly, I'm being serious. Don't you ever get bizarre premonitions?
Carly: No.
Ulysses Zane: Well, I do and I'm a double Scorpio. It's the most psychic of all the signs. And I've had premonitions before, but this is different. It's like we're teetering on the brink of total annihilation.
Carly: Okay, well, that's every fucking day now in this tragic shit show era we're living in. But anyway, are you still cyber-stalking that guy?
Ulysses Zane: Gabriel.
Carly: Mm.
Ulysses Zane: Yeah. We were supposed to hang out last night.
Carly: Mm, let me guess, he flaked.
Ulysses Zane: Hey, look, this guy's a gnarly 300-pound catfish. That's why I've been pushing to meet in real life. Look, check it out.
[Ulysses shows Carly picture of Gabriel on the phone]
Carly: Oh, he is pretty.
Ulysses Zane: Right? I know it sounds hokey, but I just get this vibe that we're destined to be.
Carly: [sarcastic] Okay, double Scorpio.
Ulysses Zane: Honestly, just looking at him makes me dizzy and hard.