Mom (TV Series)

Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster Fire (2018)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

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• Christy : So, you wanna share a cheesecake to celebrate you being my new sponsor?

  Nora : I don't share, I don't think cheese should be in cake and I don't celebrate.

  [pause] 

  Nora : I'm just kidding, except about the cheesecake, that is a weird texture.

• Christy : So how long have you been sober?

  Nora : 28 years.

  Christy : Wow, were you in kindergarten?

  Nora : High school. I died from a heroin overdose when I was 16, it was under a minute, but it got my attention.

  Christy : That happened to my mom twice, her solution was to steal a defibrillator.

• Nora : I'm going to need you to go to at least 5 meetings a week.

  Christy : Wow, okay.

  Nora : And you need to call me once every day.

  Christy : Wow, there's a lot of rules.

  Nora : Oh we're just getting started. You can call me any time except at night, that's my family time.

  Christy : Me too, that's when I'm gonna need you the most.

  Nora : If you call me after 8 P.M. and it's not an emergency, you are coming over to watch Puppy Dog Pals with my kids.

  Christy : ...Okay.

• Nora : When are you going out with him again?

  Christy : I don't know that I am, there weren't any sparks.

  Nora : That's good, because when a recovering alcoholic sees sparks, it's the beginning of a dumpster fire.

• Bonnie : Adam says to get spaghetti sauce.

  Christy : Which one?

  Bonnie : The one with the actor's face on it.

  Christy : Paul Newman.

  Bonnie : No, the one where the proceeds go to charity.

  Christy : Oh, that's Paul Newman.

  Bonnie : You're not hearing me, the one in all those movies with Robert Redford.

  Christy : THAT'S PAUL NEWMAN!

  Adam : It's Paul Newman.

  Bonnie : Oh, Adam says it's Paul Newman.

  Christy : Fine! I've got to go.

  Bonnie : Oh, get some popcorn too, the one with the guy with a funny name.

  Christy : Orville Redenbacher.

  Bonnie : No, the one wearing a bowtie.

  Christy : Just call me back when Adam says it's Orville Redenbacher!

  [hangs up]