Green Eggs and Ham (TV Series)
Car (2019)
Adam Devine: Sam
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Quotes
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[Sam eats the green eggs in the car. Guy stares in horror at the green yolk in Sam's mouth]
Sam : Mmm. Mmm.
Guy : Ew...
[He gags in disgust]
Sam : Mmm... Hey, man, you gotta get in on this! I got enough for both of us!
Guy : [raising a hand to stop Sam from peddling the dish] No! I will not eat them in a car.
Sam : Okay. That is an oddly specific stance on the matter.
[He places the tray on the seat]
Sam : But I'm gonna keep this edible joy right here for when you change your mind.
Guy : [yawning] I've got a better plan.
[He pulls his hat lower, folds his arms and nestles into his seat, drifting off to a refreshing and much-needed sleep]
Sam : Ah, good thinking, trav buddy. You take a load off and get some shuteye.
[He starts the car and drives on]
Sam : You are safe and sound with old Sam behind the wheel.
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Guy : I'm headed to Meepville to be a Paint Watcher.
Sam : [idly drumming on the steering wheel] Whoa, watching paint dry? Fun! Fun, fun. Fun, fun, fun.
Guy : It's not fun. It's a solid, practical, fall-back profession.
[Sam leans on the steering wheel with a broad, forced smile, trying desperately to look interested in Guy's new career]
Sam : [feigning interest but instead sounding sarcastic] Uh-huh. Very solid. Not giving up on your dream at all.
