Green Eggs and Ham (TV Series)

Goat (2019)

Adam Devine: Sam

Quotes 

• Sam : Did you know he could do that?

  Guy : You should see what he does to a hotel room.

• Sam : Whoo! We are home free. Everyone knows goats can't climb.

  Guy : What kind of wildlife expert are you? Goats are known especially for their climbing!

• Sam : Guy, who's at the door?

  Guy : Uh, no one. Well, I mean, I do see an old goat, but...

  [Sam, shocked, tumbles off Mr. Jenkins' back] 

  Sam : [voice full of dread]  Did you just say "Goat"?

  Guy : [as Sam fearfully backs across the house and hides behind Guy]  Yeah, you see him? Over there. Adorable little fella, isn't he?

  [the goat locks his eyes on Sam with fiery eyeballs. Sam screams and bars the door] 

  Guy : Whoa, whoa! What's wrong? What is it?

  Sam : [sweating]  Nothing! Nothing at all! Just as long as that goat leaves us alone and never again knocks on this...

  [Knocking is heard at the cabin door. Sam screams again and dives behind Guy] 

  Guy : [reassuringly]  Sam, stop it.

  [Guy opens the door, with Sam clinging to his leg. He runs his eyes around the yard and sees nothing. He and Sam share a smile. However, they spot the goat in a tree, glaring at them with fiery eyes, blazing eyebrows and smoke coming out of his ears. They bar the door] 

  Guy : I'm starting to get real suspicious of that goat.