Supernatural (TV Series)

Mint Condition (2018)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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• Dean Winchester : Oh, wow.

  Sam Winchester : What? Oh, yes, I shaved.

  Dean Winchester : I mean, it's so smooth. It's like a... dolphin's belly.

• Dean Winchester : All right, look, man. I know once you go Casper, things can be a little - well, a lot crazy. They way I see it, you got two options. One, you let this go, and you walk into the light. Or, two... I send you there.

  Hatchet Man : Time to slice and dice.

  Dean Winchester : I was kind of hoping you'd say that.

• Sam Winchester : You know, I think I know why Stuart changed his story. Uh, the comments on his video are all pretty brutal. People are calling him a liar, a loser, "ThunderSpaz", Snarf's love child, Panthro's bi...

  Dean Winchester : Rhymes with "itch"?

  Sam Winchester : Yep.

  Dean Winchester : Got to love the Internet, where everyone can be a dick.

• Dirk : If ghosts are real, does that mean vampires?

  Dean Winchester : Yep.

  Dirk : Witches.

  Dean Winchester : Uh-huh.

  Dirk : Werewolves.

  Dean Winchester : Unless it's Godzilla, it's real.

• Dean Winchester : The aerobics instructor in the giant mixer. Right, and then the kids the next morning are at the rec center, they're all eating breakfast, and the one finds a tooth with all the stringy bits still hooked onto it. Oh, come on. I mean, Forget Freddy and Jason. That's the top-10 horror-movie kill right there.

  Dirk : Top-five, even.