Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Hitchcock & Scully (2019)

Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta

Quotes 

• Jake Peralta : [looking at a picture of the young Hitchcock and Scully]  I can't believe I'm going to say this, but...

  Charles Boyle : Meow!

  Jake Peralta : No, that is not what I was gonna say, but, honestly? Yeah - meow. No offense, guys, but what the hell happened to you?

  Scully : Are you body-shaming us?

  Jake Peralta : No, I'm personality-shaming you. You were so alert and cool and job-doing.

• Hitchcock : You are fake news. Sad!

  [storms off] 

  Jake Peralta : Yep, that's definitely the language of the innocent.

• Hitchcock : If this van's a-rocking, my ex-wife's a-locking. Me. Out of the house.

  Jake Peralta : Catchy.