Lucifer (TV Series)

Who's da New King of Hell? (2019)

Graham McTavish: Father Kinley

Quotes 

• Dromos : Hell has been really bad since you left.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, well, that's a shame, 'cause it was a real vacation destination before.

• Dromos : You didn't write, you didn't call. You didn't even send a burnt offering. The-the demons of Hell?

  [whispering] 

  Dromos : They need a king.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Very well. Dromos of the Lilim, by the power of Grayskull, blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah, I hereby name you King of Hell.

  [Does a vague knighting gezture] 

  Lucifer Morningstar : There you go. Throne's all yours.

• Dromos : Dude was boring. I mean, all he kept saying was: "Prophecy this, prophecy that." "I've got a stupid accent, makes me sound like a pirate. Arr."

• Dromos : So, there I am, hanging in Hell, popping out eyeballs like any other Tuesday and this priest, he just shows up on my docket.

  Bikini Girl : Is this one of those "priest walks into a bar" jokes? I love them.

• Dromos : We don't wanna burn our itty-bitty new king.

  [Hands back bottle] 

  Dromos : Just let it cool. He's just not used to the heat... yet.

• Amenadiel : Give me my son!

  Dromos : Over my dead body.

  [Chuckles] 

  Dromos : Oh, that... that's right. It's already dead. So, you're gonna have to get creative.

• Dromos : So, long live King Charlie. He's gonna be a hell of a ruler. Pun intended.

• Dromos : What's so great about Earth anyway?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well, no offense, but the company's far greater, the work more interesting, and the liquor far superior.

  [Takes a drink] 

  Lucifer Morningstar : Mm! And I've just become an uncle and someone needs to teach my nephew about sex, 'cause, well, my brother's certainly not capable.

• Chloe Decker : I'm not afraid of you anymore.

  Lucifer Morningstar : You're not?

  Dromos : You see, this is what I'm talking about. It's so sweet, I'm gonna puke.