Lionel Wilson: Eustace Bagge

Quotes 

• Eustace Bagge : [laughter]  I'm Eustace, this is Cartoon Cartoon Fridays. I don't know for the life of me, I won't be hosting again. But there you are, maybe it's good luck so good looking.

  [cackles] 

  Eustace Bagge : Coming up tonight at 9, we've got a brand new "Powerpuff Girls" followed by a brand new episode of our newest Cartoon Cartoon, "Sheep in the Big City." And be sure to pay attention to clean the show because that's when you can find out how you can win one of these newfangled video game thingies you hold in your hand. Comes to games in everything. Hope you get blisters.

  [gibberish] 

  Eustace Bagge : But first here's a cartoon I picked out to start things off, here on Cartoon Cartoon Fridays.

  Eustace Bagge : Remember, there are brand new episodes of "Powerpuff Girls" and "Sheep in the Big City" coming up in just a little while, and don't forget to stick around to find out how you can win one of handheld video game dohickies with the three games. What happened to checkers? Not flashy enough for you? Don't go anywhere because we'll be right back with more Johnny Bravo, so stay put for more of me, Eustace! And Cartoon Cartoon Fridays.

  Eustace Bagge : Eustace here. Now back to Cartoon Cartoon Fridays with my pick of the day, followed by the one "you" voted for, the Cartoon Network .com pick. I think "my" pick is better.

  Eustace Bagge : [reading from the newspaper, realising he's on air]  Oh, we're back!

  [throws away newspaper before chuckling and clearing throat] 

  Eustace Bagge : I'm Eustace, this is Cartoon Cartoon Fridays. Now simmer down and pay attention. Coming up next is Johnny Bravo, followed by Dexter's Laboratory, and then the Powerpuff Girls, and don't forget there's going to be a brand new "Powerpuff Girls" coming up at 9, followed by a brand new "Sheep in the Big City". Now, eh, what else? Oh, once again, keep an eye open to find out how you could win one of them handheld video game systems, with three, count them, three games. So one game isn't good enough for you, it's gotta be three greedy punks. And that's all right here on Cartoon Cartoon Fridays.