Wellington Paranormal (TV Series)

Cop Circles (2018)

Mike Minogue: Officer Minogue

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Quotes 

• Officer O'Leary : Calling for backup, calling for backup.

  Alien Plant : Calling for backup.

  Officer O'Leary : Are you repeating me?

  Alien Plant : Are you repeating me?

  Officer Minogue : That's just repeating what she's saying, mate. It's not a clever insult at all.

  Alien Plant : It's not a clever insult at all.

  Officer Minogue : ...It's outsmarted me, O'Leary.

• Officer O'Leary : We'd like to make an arrest for tampering with livestock, but it's very unclear what proper procedure is here.

  Officer Minogue : I mean, I don't care if you are from another planet. If you come to New Zealand, you should respect our rules.

• Officer O'Leary : So it would appear that the plants are carnivorous.

  Officer Minogue : Or omnivorous. We haven't actually seen them eat any plant or vegetable matter, but it is possible that their diet isn't strictly carnivorous.

• Officer O'Leary : Are you talking about the existence of aliens?

  Officer Minogue : I think there might be something out there, yeah.

  Officer O'Leary : Yeah, well, *you're* a bit out there.

  Officer Minogue : Yeah. *You're* a bit out there. Got you back with a clever insult there.

  Officer O'Leary : It's not really a clever insult. You just repeated what I said.

  Officer Minogue : Oh, yeah. I thought it sounded familiar.

• Officer Minogue : I haven't liked farm crops ever since I got lost in the Amazing Maze 'n Maize in Marton.

• Officer O'Leary : We came across this, um, this pod. It didn't actually look like that when we found it, did it? I don't think it was moving before. On further investigation. you advised that I give it a bit of a poke...

  Officer Minogue : Yep

  Officer O'Leary : ...To see what it was all about, and at that point, it sort of emanated this sort of powdery substance into my face, at which point, you came on board.

  Officer Minogue : Pretty much blinded O'Leary, so I removed the pod from her hand immediately to try and make her a little bit safer. I commenced my own investigation shortly afterwards, which involved me also sticking my fingers right into the middle of it.

  Officer O'Leary : He did the same thing that I did.

  Officer Minogue : I did the same thing and was shocked when I got exactly the same result.

• Officer O'Leary : [Into walkie]  Calling for backup! Can you hear us?

  [Gets no response] 

  Officer Minogue : Stand on your tiptoes. It'll get us further.

  Officer O'Leary : No, you do it.

  Officer Minogue : I can't stand on your tiptoes. They're your feet.

• Officer Minogue : So you can see there that the plant's got acid all over my jacket and has completely ruined it, which is a total lack of respect for another person's property. I'm gonna have to turn this jacket into a vest.

• Officer Minogue : Was pursuing aliens. Now I'm being pursued *by* aliens.

• Officer Minogue : I've got a question.

  Sergeant Maaka : Yes?

  Officer Minogue : If we identify a UFO, does that just mean it's an FO?