- Sergeant Maaka: And finally, there have been more reports about a male flasher dressed as the 90's rock star Prince. He's been exposing himself to women at the Berhampore bus stop. This is not only distressing to the victims themselves, but highly insulting to the memory of a great musical artist. So, let's see what we can do to put an end to his purple reign.
- Officer Minogue: Sometimes it's a bathroom, but other times it's a 1970's orgy in a hot tub.
- Officer O'Leary: Are you sure you're not just fantasizing?
- Officer Minogue: No, all my fantasies are set in the '90's.
- Sergeant Maaka: I'm bringing in someone who communes with the afterlife. Chloe Patterson. She's a medium.
- Officer Minogue: Huh. I'm a large, you're a small, you're an XL... Dream team.
- Chloe Patterson: I'm seeing a name. And I am getting... I'm seeing the letter... G. Does one of you have a relative... with the letter G in their name?
- Officer Minogue: Oh... my... God. You're joking. My grandpa.
- Officer Minogue: No way! I got goosebumps. Literally goosebumps.
- Chloe Patterson: What was his name?
- Officer Minogue: Grandpa.
- Officer Minogue: O'Leary, I think you might be in the Upside-Down!
- Officer O'Leary: [Confused] No, I'm the right way up.
- Sergeant Maaka: One fateful evening in 1977, the party ended when a series of increasingly horrific events took place. Two people were found deceased when a table lamp fell into a spa pool. Electrocuted. Another couple drowned when a waterbed exploded, and a man died when he got tangled up in a crocheted blanket. Yeah. You'd be surprised how often that happened, actually.