Kevin from the Other Dimension: One ordinary day in May, three magical Goddesses of Fate wound up on the doorstep of a loveable college student named Keiichi Morisato. They had joy and laughter and many adventures together. And everyone was happy. Soon after their college days had ended, the Goddesses were approached by an artist to franchise their lives for a manga, a movie, and an anime tv series. The Goddesses became an Anime Pop Culture Phenomenon and survived off the residuals and anime conventions while the college student worked in the automotive industry. But dark days laid ahead for the TV series. Just two seasons in, the animation staff was booked out from under them for the Evangelion series. And in 2014, the manga in Kodansha Afternoon Magazine was officially cancelled. Kosuke Fujishima, drunk with power, had run off and married a 20 year old cosplayer, rarely to be seen again. Shortly afterwards, Keiichi was laid off, and the Goddesses fell into financial ruin. Broke and destitute, the Goddesses were reduced to selling themselves on the streets for cold, hard cash...
Titles: NEKOMI, JAPAN: THE YEAR 2016
Customer: I've come here looking for a special girl. Can you satisfy me? Do you have what it takes to make my day?
Belldandy: Why yes, sir. I think I have a pretty good idea of what you want.
Customer: Good... because I need it oh so badly.
Urd: Not so fast, sir. First we need to see the money. Then you can inspect the merchandise.
Customer: Of course. I wouldn't want you to think I was backing out.
Urd: I assure you, sir, nobody backs out. This Belldandy is top quality. The best on the market. You will be satisfied in every way you can imagine.
Customer: Now, it's your turn. I must see her. All of her. My daughter is going to love this! She has a birthday coming up and she's a big fan of the show!
Belldandy: Why, thank you sir. Have a nice day!
Urd: Hey, I cosplay as myself everyday!
Customer: Coincidentally, if you ever want to make some extra money on the side...
Belldandy: Okay, Bye Bye Now! Tell your daughter I said Happy Birthday!
Customer: Oh, sure, sure... well, it was worth a shot.
Urd: Okay! Goodbye! Support local businesses! AND WATCH OUT FOR STREETWALKERS! THEY MAY BE UNDERCOVER COPS!