- Dominick Carisi: Riley, do you know the difference between concurrent and consecutive sentences?
- Amanda Rollins: One means your ass is ours. The other, your ass is ours forever.
- Riley Porter: Because there's no such thing as rape.
- Dominick Carisi: I gotta hear this.
- Riley Porter: It's in the Constitution, right? "All men are created equal." We're entitled to life, liberty, and happiness. And sex makes us happy.
- Odafin Tutuola: They just didn't wake up one morning and decide women were the enemy. These seeds were planted a long time ago.
- Chad Moore: We pay such a premium for security in this place.
- Brianna Moore: Is she okay?
- Olivia Benson: Well, uh, she doesn't have any broken bones, if that's what you mean.
- Brianna Moore: Women don't get over this, do they?
- Olivia Benson: But they can get past it.
- Dominick Carisi: Hey guys, I think we got a real problem here. Now, I put the names Chad and Stacey through RTC, Accurint, TLO. I got nothing. Then I tried the Dark Web. A lot of stuff came up. Now, the name Stacey is not a specific person. A Stacey is any woman that an incel wants but cannot get.
- Odafin Tutuola: Because of guys they call Chads?
- Dominick Carisi: Exactly.
- Amanda Rollins: That guy in Toronto, he was an incel.
- Dominick Carisi: He's their patron saint. I mean, this guy drove a van through a crowd of people because he wasn't getting any.
- Odafin Tutuola: There's absolutely no reason for anybody to be involuntarily celibate. That's why God invented hookers.
- Olivia Benson: He's a millennial cliché. 27 years old and lives with his mother in Riverdale.
- Peter Stone: Nice place?
- Olivia Benson: Does it matter?
- Peter Stone: It may.
- Olivia Benson: Uh, you know, it was awfully big for the two of them.
- Peter Stone: Good. Does he love his mom?
- Olivia Benson: It appeared that he did. I mean, I wouldn't let him live in my house.
- Carol Solomon: [as Tony is led out in cuffs] You bastard! I never got your voicemail. Because that was never my phone number. You called somebody else. You stupid, evil bastard!
- Peter Stone: Looks like every other high school boy on prom.
- Olivia Benson: Yeah, except that he's missing one thing: a date. Look, Carol swears that she went to the prom with someone else. Okay, she snubbed him, and he's been fantasizing about her for ten years.
- Peter Stone: Well, fantasy isn't corroboration.
- Olivia Benson: But it's motive.
- Melanie Pierce: Sorry, I'm not one of those mothers... what do they call them? Who hovers?
- Odafin Tutuola: Helicopter.
- Dominick Carisi: You got a lot of people trying to sneak into these parties?
- Tate Brightman: Well, at one party, I had over a thousand applicants. I max out at 200.
- Dominick Carisi: Well, what happens to the other 800?
- Tate Brightman: Well, they drink their sorrows away on Second Avenue with the rest of the losers.
- Odafin Tutuola: Keep a record of these "losers"?
- Tate Brightman: Hmm. All submissions are confidential.
- Odafin Tutuola: You know, I'm no lawyer, but I've never heard of pimp/john confidentiality.
- Peter Stone: What tale is he telling?
- Olivia Benson: Oh, deaf and dumb per his lawyer, who's a real winner named Dave Arnold.
- Peter Stone: Dave "Do What?" Arnold?
- Olivia Benson: I don't get it.
- Peter Stone: You will.
- Peter Stone: Three lonely, sick guys cook up this elaborate plan. Two of them execute it perfectly, but Tony, probably the smartest of the three, screwed up?
- Olivia Benson: That's what criminals do.
- Peter Stone: Or maybe he didn't. The others attack strangers who wronged their buddy, but Tony raped the woman who hurt him in high school.
- Olivia Benson: So in the heat of the moment, he wanted Carol to know that it was him.
- Carol Solomon: [to Tony] Who are you? Why did you do this to me?
- Tony Kelly: Because you're ignorant, and shallow, and you throw yourself at worthless men like John Quinn.
- Carol Solomon: I loved John!
- Tony Kelly: No, no, no. You're not entitled to love. You're not entitled to anything.
- Olivia Benson: But you are.
- Tony Kelly: You're damn right I am! Chad and Stacey, Stacey and Chad. Winners of the genetic lottery flaunting it to the rest of us.
- Peter Stone: What, losers?
- Tony Kelly: Look at you. All of you! You're all too obtuse to see what's going on! You have no idea.Perfect people running around Central Park, picnics in Sheep's Meadow. Always flaunting, always having a wonderful time while I was alone. It's time you all learned your lesson!
- Anne Whitman: [hearing a knock on the door] Forget it, Rick.
- Rick Karsch: I'm expecting a quarterly report from the office. All I'm saying is it better not be Jenna.
- Anne Whitman: Well, she's off on a romantic week in St. Bart's.
- Rick Karsch: Oh, well, at least Brett's getting some.
- Anne Whitman: Who said Brett's with her?
- Dominick Carisi: If everybody has to sign in, then how'd the pizza guy get upstairs without you knowing?
- Keyshawn: Sometimes it gets really busy with deliveries. He must've slipped by. Happens.
- Amanda Rollins: Maybe you took a walk for a cigarette, a cup of coffee, smoke a joint?
- Keyshawn: I do my job.
- Amanda Rollins: Yeah? 'Cause a stranger walked through your doors right there, beat up one of your tenants, raped another one. So I wouldn't count on keeping this job for too long.
- Chad Moore: If I thought anybody wanted to rape Brianna, you would've heard from me a long time ago.
- Amanda Rollins: Maybe someone who had some kind of grudge against you. Maybe someone from your past. Maybe somebody from work.
- Chad Moore: I'm a dentist. Everybody hates me.
- Nikki Staines: The police clearly violated my client's Fourth Amendment rights by searching the GPS records on his cell phone without a valid warrant.
- Peter Stone: The police obtained the records unwittingly, Your Honor.
- Nikki Staines: So my client should suffer?
- Peter Stone: The phone company was in error, not the police. I'm only asking that the court find a small exception to a very recent change in the law.
- Nikki Staines: In Carpenter v U.S., the Court held...
- Judge Joshua Goldfarb: I've read the opinion, counselor. It's a new world, Mr. Stone. People carry their cell phones with them everywhere they go. Nobody has an expectation that Big Brother is constantly tracking their movements.
- Peter Stone: I'm not asking you to disregard...
- Judge Joshua Goldfarb: You're asking me to invade every citizen's right to privacy.
- Peter Stone: The People only ask that Your Honor consider the doctrine of inevitable discovery. The police would have inevitably asked the court for a warrant, and they would have certainly received one.
- Judge Joshua Goldfarb: And that would render the ruling in Carpenter meaningless. I'm not a big enough deal to tangle with the Supreme Court, Mr. Stone. The defendant's motion is sustained. The GPS records are inadmissable.
- Dominick Carisi: Well, here's the thing, Riley. We're gonna check your alibi. We're gonna pull your cell phone records, and all those street security cameras? We're going to check those too. And if you were anywhere near Beth Palmer's apartment last Tuesday, you're gonna be pursuing happiness in Ossining for the rest of your life.
- Odafin Tutuola: This scumbag called Rick "Chad".
- Olivia Benson: And he kept calling Anne "Stacey".
- Odafin Tutuola: You thinking what I'm thinking?
- Olivia Benson: That the bastard hit the wrong apartment?
- Olivia Benson: Hey, how'd we do?
- Dominick Carisi: We got a Chad, but no Stacey.
- Amanda Rollins: The guy took it pretty far if it's a case of mistaken identity.
- Olivia Benson: Okay, Fin, Carisi, check every pizza joint within a thirty-block radius. Rollins, let's talk to the luckiest Chad on the planet.
- Jake Sanders: Go ahead, check. The gun's perfectly legal.
- Dominick Carisi: There is no way that an aerobics instructor like you got a carry license in New York City. And even if you did, you're not allowed to smack someone in the head with it.
- Tate Brightman: It's like a traveling party. I rent out a restaurant or a club for the night.
- Dominick Carisi: And people pay you for this?
- Odafin Tutuola: You're a pimp.
- Tate Brightman: They pay me to make sure that they're mingling with the right sort of people.
- Odafin Tutuola: With the right-sized bank accounts.
- Tate Brightman: That helps.
- Dominick Carisi: Beth Palmer sells shoes.
- Tate Brightman: That's only part of the formula.
- Dominique Rivers: Pizza delivery guy forced his way inside. Whacked the guy, raped his girlfriend. His name's Rick Karsch. She's Anne Whitman. He's in the office getting bandaged up. That's her on the couch.
- Olivia Benson: So, Anne, I know that this is difficult, but I'm gonna ask you to describe him. Anything that you remember could be a very big help.
- Anne Whitman: He made me tie Rick's hands with those plastic things. They were in the pizza box. Uh... he put a gun to my head.
- Olivia Benson: Okay. Was he white, black, Hispanic?
- Anne Whitman: He was wearing a helmet. Like for a motorcycle.
- Olivia Benson: Oh.
- Anne Whitman: Do I have to do this now?
- Olivia Benson: No. No, you don't. Officer Rivers is gonna take you to the hospital now, okay? Listen, is there anyone that I can call for you?
- Anne Whitman: How am I supposed to tell my dad?
- Olivia Benson: Anne, listen to me. None of this your fault. Do you understand? None of it.
- Olivia Benson: Beth, no one is going to blame you for this.
- Beth Palmer: But I do. I opened the door. I didn't even ask who it was.
- Chris Carnasis: The Omegas are rising! We're gonna get what's owed to us all over the country, the world.
- Riley Porter: You're dreaming.
- Dominick Carisi: Oh am I? Well, I got a whole room of computer geeks who that would say different.
- Dominick Carisi: [reading from the Incel computer chat room] "Phallus Power."
- Odafin Tutuola: Don't say that too loud, bro.