The Cinema Snob (TV Series)
Persecuted (2018)
Brad Jones: Cinema Snob
Quotes
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Cinema Snob : Oh boy! Is this one of those Christian persecution movies, heh heh? What do you think? The film is literally called Persecuted!
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Cinema Snob : The music is telling me that this is totes serious.
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Cinema Snob : Keep showing us the word truth. Maybe then we'll forget it's bullshit.
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Cinema Snob : Oh shit, someone got Brad Stine's rabies medicine.
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Cinema Snob : This conspiracy goes so deep that even the cops are in on it, and bad comedians.
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Cinema Snob : I'm Dexter's dad, goddamn it!
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Cinema Snob : No, no, don't trust the senator! He tried pulling the same shit when he framed the X-Men.
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Cinema Snob : The movie stars the great James Remar. Everything you were ever in is better than this!
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Cinema Snob : John Luther goes to the one place a middle-aged white man can feel persecuted: Fox News.
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Cinema Snob : I guess drugs really are the only way to get through this movie.
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Cinema Snob : Sadly, this is what became of Richard when Samantha broke up with him.
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Cinema Snob : This is like watching a pug dog take over the role of Carl from Ghost.
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Cinema Snob : Brad Stine is like Dave Coulier if he were doused with holy water.
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Cinema Snob : Every scene in the second half of this film feels like it could be the final scene.
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Cinema Snob : Tone it down, lady Christopher Walken!