- Cinema Snob: Oh boy! Is this one of those Christian persecution movies, heh heh? What do you think? The film is literally called Persecuted!
- Cinema Snob: No, no, don't trust the senator! He tried pulling the same shit when he framed the X-Men.
- Cinema Snob: The movie stars the great James Remar. Everything you were ever in is better than this!
- Cinema Snob: John Luther goes to the one place a middle-aged white man can feel persecuted: Fox News.