The Rookie (TV Series)

Standoff (2019)

Nathan Fillion: John Nolan

Quotes 

• John Nolan : So... how's it going?

  Wendell : Thought I was going to soccer practice. Instead, I'm stuck in the lobby of a smelly police station.

  John Nolan : I feel your pain.

• Wendell's Mother : What are you, new?

  John Nolan : Actually, yeah, I am.

  Wendell's Mother : You seem kinda old to be new.

  John Nolan : Uh, thank you?

• Lucy Chen : I delivered a baby.

  John Nolan : That's amazing!

  Lucy Chen : Then I got shot.

  John Nolan : In the vest.

  Lucy Chen : It still counts.

  John Nolan : Well.

  Lucy Chen : You should see the bruise! Just like -

  [motions around her chest] 

  John Nolan : I'm good. I've got enough bruises on my own.

• John Nolan : Can I help you?

  Wendell's Mother : Can you arrest someone for being incompetent, uncaring, self centered, unfaithful, and pathologically late?

  John Nolan : I wish. What's this about?

  Wendell's Mother : My husband. Ex-husband. Soon to be ex-husband.

• Flawless : Are you deaf? I said Shakespeare stole my dog.

  John Nolan : *The* Shakespeare?

  Flawless : Is there more than one?

  John Nolan : I don't know. You said your name was Flawless; I'm just trying to roll with it.