- Sergeant Wade Grey: So, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at the hospital?
- Tim Bradford: Cause I can't do brain surgery.
- John Nolan: So... how's it going?
- Wendell: Thought I was going to soccer practice. Instead, I'm stuck in the lobby of a smelly police station.
- John Nolan: I feel your pain.
- Wendell's Mother: What are you, new?
- John Nolan: Actually, yeah, I am.
- Wendell's Mother: You seem kinda old to be new.
- John Nolan: Uh, thank you?
- Lucy Chen: I delivered a baby.
- John Nolan: That's amazing!
- Lucy Chen: Then I got shot.
- John Nolan: In the vest.
- Lucy Chen: It still counts.
- John Nolan: Well.
- Lucy Chen: You should see the bruise! Just like -
- [motions around her chest]
- John Nolan: I'm good. I've got enough bruises on my own.
- John Nolan: Can I help you?
- Wendell's Mother: Can you arrest someone for being incompetent, uncaring, self centered, unfaithful, and pathologically late?
- John Nolan: I wish. What's this about?
- Wendell's Mother: My husband. Ex-husband. Soon to be ex-husband.
- Flawless: Are you deaf? I said Shakespeare stole my dog.
- John Nolan: *The* Shakespeare?
- Flawless: Is there more than one?
- John Nolan: I don't know. You said your name was Flawless; I'm just trying to roll with it.