- Wynonna Earp: I'm not really a habit kind of gal. Unless those habits include, uh, you know, cheap whiskey and broody men.
- Wynonna Earp: Don't get testy with me. You're the famous gunslinger who turned into Jane Fonda all of a sudden.
- Doc Holliday: Well, her work-outs are sublime.
- Wynonna Earp: What you doing sneaking around my barn?
- Doc Holliday: What are you doing sleeping with a pistol under your pillow?
- Doc Holliday: Luckily, this house was built by strong hands from stubborn wood.
- Wynonna Earp: That's what I used to call my last boyfriend.
- Nicole Haught: I am so sorry that I spent the last year and a half trying to kill you.
- Sheriff Randy Nedley: Well, to be fair, I was a puffball monster. And I did eat several people's pets.
- Doc Holliday: I've often been left to ponder, Wynonna, whether or not this legacy of bloodshed will be the ruin of everyone we love.
- Amon: [after Wynonna tells Amon she thinks the Clantons set fire to the Homestead] Urm, we try not to say the "C" word around here. They've always been a scourge.
- Wynonna Earp: [Thinking he means Scrooge] Ebenezer or McDuck?