- Nicole Haught: Baby, if you left me at the altar, I would fuck shit up. I might kill Nedley!
- Waverly Earp: Nicole!
- Nicole Haught: I'm kidding! I think.
- Wynonna Earp: If we don't get me out of this dress, there's not going to be a wedding.
- Doc Holliday: Getting you out of my clothes used to be my specialty.
- Wynonna Earp: The bride-to-be is vegan.
- Nicole Haught: Yes.
- Wynonna Earp: Buttercream is not vegan.
- Nicole Haught: Nope.
- Wynonna Earp: Ergo, Waverly can't eat her own wedding cake!
- Nicole Haught: Meh. What if we just didn't tell her?
- Wynonna Earp: This isn't a secret wife, Nicole. This is the matrimonial icing!
- Nicole Haught: She'll be back!
- Waverly Earp: I know, do you think we could go on some big adventure? Some big honeymoon?
- Nicole Haught: That's a negative, I'm where I want to be... at home with my wife.
- [the camera pans out to the outside of the homestead. A mailbox reads Earp, a sign above the mailbox reads and Haught, another sign above it reads Sometimes Holliday, and another sign reads EVERYBODY WELCOME!]
- Wynonna Earp: Do you think we can make a pitstop in Miracle, Montana?
- Doc Holliday: What's in Miracle, Montana?
- [Wynonna smiles]
- Doc Holliday: Do you think she'll know who we are?
- Wynonna Earp: I'm sure she will.
- [Doc and Wynonna kiss each other before they mount upon her motorcycle and drive into the sunset. Doc squeezes Wynonna's waist and hugs her. The sign going out of town reads Now leaving Purgatory]
- Doc Holliday: Where did you buy your wedding gown? Jeremy and I are looking to procure matching cummerbunds.
- Waverly Earp: Aw! I got it at this adorably quaint little boutique down on Hogback Road.
- Wynonna Earp: Did she say quaint or taint?