- Justin Smith: Say, what's that you got there?
- Sam Winchester: My cellphone.
- Justin Smith: Huh. Cell... phone.
- Cindy Smith: Honey, my cakes are getting cold.
- Justin Smith: [walking away] Cell phone. A cell phone?
- Sam Winchester: What was that?
- Castiel: Maybe they're Mormon?
- Sam Winchester: We're here about Conrad Martin. I don't know if you heard...
- Chip Harrington: I have. Poor kid. You know, the police came by. They said something about an aneurysm or something?
- Castiel: Oh, no. His head exploded.
- Chip Harrington: Wh - I'm sorry?
- Castiel: Like a ripe melon on the sun.
- Castiel: [describing the town] This is...
- Sam Winchester: Yeah.
- Castiel: It's like we're stepping into a Saturday Evening Post. I look at them sometimes after you fall asleep at night. They're very soothing.
- Sam Winchester: "Like a ripe melon on the sun"?
- Castiel: It was an apt metaphor.
- Sam Winchester: Okay, well, maybe try to be a little less... apt.
- Dean Winchester: What, you setting up a science project?
- Jack: I'm trying different foods for the snake.
- Dean Winchester: Why?
- Jack: I think he's sad.
- Dean Winchester: Oh.Have you tried bacon?
- Jack: Do snakes like bacon?
- Dean Winchester: I like bacon... . Well, anyway, you and the, uh, snake want to go for a little dri-ive?
- Jack: You mean a Hunt?
- Dean Winchester: Uh, more like a field trip.
- Jack: Okay.
- Dean Winchester: [awkwardly] Yeah. Good. All right. I'm gonna make some bacon now.
- Jack: [to the snake] Would you like some bacon?