- Ray Butani: [Opens the door to Patrick and David's room] Knock! Knock! Is everybody decent?
- David Rose: [David is still sleeping with his head resting against Patrick's shoulder but he's startled awake by Ray's voice] Oh my god!
- Patrick Brewer: Once again Ray? Saying "knock! knock!" isn't the same as actually knocking?
- Ray Butani: I know. But I'm making some breakfast and I was wondering if I should save some for you two?
- David Rose, Patrick Brewer: Sure!
- Ray Butani: Great! Door open or closed?
- David Rose: Closed.
- David Rose: [Turns to Patrick] I thought you were going to talk to him about this? I very rarely let people see me before 9:00 AM.
- Patrick Brewer: I did! The knock knock is him taking the note!
- David Rose: Well, maybe you should invest in a lock, lock?
- Ray Butani: Gentlemen?
- David Rose: Wholly fuck! What?
- Ray Butani: [Opening the door again!] I just realized that we don't have any eggs. But I have pancake mix. How do we feel about that?
- David Rose: 4, please!
- Ray Butani: David, I constantly hear about how you eat too much but I saw you walk from your bedroom to the shower and you look fine.
- Patrick Brewer: Ray? We might need a minute.
- Ray Butani: Great! Door opened or closed?
- Patrick Brewer: Closed!
- David Rose: [Turning to Patrick] WOWWWWWWW!
- Patrick Brewer: Okay! This isn't working anymore. I think it's time that we got an apartment.
- David Rose: Oh! Okay if that's what you want?
- Patrick Brewer: I think it's more of a need at this point, David, I've been thinking about it for a while now?
- Ray Butani: Gentlemen? You're going to laugh at this but I found the eggs in the pantry they were sitting by the pancake mix so they've been out for days.
- David Rose: Can I still have the pancakes?
- Ray Butani: Yes!
- [Ray walks away without closing David and Patrick's bedroom door]
- Patrick Brewer: Ray?
- Ray Butani: Patrick?
- Patrick Brewer: [Makes a "close the door" gesture] Door closed.
- Ray Butani: Of course!