Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Saturday (2020)

Daniel Henney: Matt Simmons

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• Emily Prentiss : Why are we doing any of this work? Don't you have so many kids at this point that the big ones raise the little ones, like on those reality shows?

  Matt Simmons : How many kids do you think we have?

  Emily Prentiss : [scoffing]  I don't know. Fifteen?

• David Rossi : [seeing Matt trying to put a crib together]  Oh, my.

  Matt Simmons : The holes don't line up.

  David Rossi : And the color really... announces itself.

  Matt Simmons : And don't start. I accidentally ordered red online. It's custom-made, there's absolutely no returns, so I'm pretending to love it.

  David Rossi : Can't you paint it anything else?

  Matt Simmons : I tried that. It's made out of some kind of, like, space-age polymer, and the paint won't even stick. Oh, man. This used to be my office, and now I'm working at the kitchen table. We're holding this together with Scotch tape and bubble gum.

  David Rossi : Looks like we've got our work cut out for us. Where's Prentiss?

  Emily Prentiss : [entering with a bottle of wine]  Oh, I'm here. Ooh. But not to work. I put myself on refreshment duty.

  [seeing Rossi's look] 

  Emily Prentiss : Oh, what? It's my Saturday, too. And donuts are an anytime food, if you've done pilates with your boyfriend, which I have.

• Kristy Simmons : All right, the kids are off to my mom's. How can I help?

  Emily Prentiss : No, you're off-duty. Also, the more you look at this crib, the more you might consider divorce.

  Kristy Simmons : Uh, yeah, I checked the color on the website. It's called "Daddy Issues Red."

  Matt Simmons : I made a mistake, okay?