- Emily Prentiss: This is just a game to her. We know that. Question is: do we want to play it or not?
- Cat Adams: [to Maxime, about Reid] Notice how your boyfriend is apologizing to you and not me
- Maxine: He's not my boyfriend
- Dr. Spencer Reid: I'm not her boyfriend
- Don Brenner: So, you're dating my daughter?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [They shake hands] Spencer Reid, sir! Not quite the way I was expecting we'd meet
- Don Brenner: Well, Mike Davis aside, Max is pretty good at picking a boyfriend
- David Rossi, Dr. Tara Lewis, Emily Prentiss, Luke Alvez, Matt Simmons, Penelope Garcia, Jennifer Jareau: He's not her boyfriend
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [opening quote] "Psychotics, say what you want about them, they tend to make the first move" - David Foster Wallace
- Cat Adams: I would like to go on a date! With you
- Dr. Spencer Reid: A date?
- Cat Adams: Yes. And I wanna look pretty. And I wanna have fun. And I won't even get physical, ok? Unless you want me to
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [sits down] Come here, closer. The only date that I will be there for is the one where they stick a needle in your vein
- Maxine: Is your life always this exciting?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: No, well my personal life isn't
- Maxine: [elevator doors open, they walk in] Thank God, this... this was probably the worst third date ever!
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Is there anything I can do to salvage it?
- Maxine: There may be one thing...
- [elevator doors close]
- Maxine: [knocks on the door, Reid is cleaning his apartment and rushes to the door] Hey
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Hi, come... come in
- [sighs]
- Maxine: [walks in] Boy, you, eh... cleaned!
- Dr. Spencer Reid: I did
- Maxine: I, eh... we're just... getting coffee... why did you bleach your apartment?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Well, even though it's our third coffee date, you wanted to see my apartment, which initially I actually felt a kind of odd, but then I remember that actually I was the one said you should meet me at my apartment and then I realized I hadn't had company in 4 years, so I should probably open up a window and air the place
- Maxine: Are you ok with... this?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: With what?
- Maxine: Taking things slow
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Oh, yeah, I'm good... with that!
- Maxine: Good! Because, hm, whenever I've taken.. things fast, I've been disappointed
- Dr. Spencer Reid: I know... the feeling. And... and I know what fast means to me, but in your book what... when you say fast, you mean...
- [interrupted by Reids mobile ringing]
- Dr. Spencer Reid: I am sorry
- [picks up his phone]
- Dr. Spencer Reid: What's up?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: She's not you.
- Cat Adams: You're lying.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: I'm not lying. I wish I was. There's some part of my brain. Some
- [sigh]
- Dr. Spencer Reid: part that you somehow inhabit and no woman, no matter how good, no matter how kind, no matter how
- [pause]
- Dr. Spencer Reid: sexy she is, can ever get you out.
- Cat Adams: Do you think about me when you kiss her?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: I don't know. I haven't kissed her.
- Cat Adams: You haven't kissed her yet? You haven't kissed me yet.
- David Rossi: Both times she had us with our pants down and I'm telling you the other shoe hasn't dropped yet