Criminal Minds (TV Series)
Rusty (2020)
Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia
Quotes
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Emily Prentiss : [Garcia has been hyperactively talking the whole time] Penelope? That isn't your first coffee, is it?
Penelope Garcia : Well, it doesn't count if you brew it yourself
Emily Prentiss : [Grabs Garcia's coffee out of her hands] I'm cutting you off now!
Penelope Garcia : Fair play
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Luke Alvez : [Reading the case files on the plane] Garcia, have you found any overlap, socially?
Penelope Garcia : What? Do I have to start calling you newby again?
Luke Alvez : Okay, so you would have led with that
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Luke Alvez : [On the phone] Penelope
Penelope Garcia : New phone! Who's this?
Luke Alvez : Thank you
Penelope Garcia : You should worship my throne, Luke Alvez
Luke Alvez : Oh, but I do! I do! You know I do
Penelope Garcia : [Creeped out, breaks the connection] What does that even mean?
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Penelope Garcia : So, we're not gonna talk about that tall hunk you call your bae?
Emily Prentiss : No!
Penelope Garcia : I have so many questions! Like, is he left handed? Was does he sleep in? Is he allergic to cats?
Emily Prentiss : Bye Penelope!
[Turning TV off]
Penelope Garcia : Was he ever in a band?...
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Penelope Garcia : [Found something surprising] Shut the front door!
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Penelope Garcia : [On the phone about a possible unsub] And she has an unusual high/placement rate
Matt Simmons : How unusual?
Penelope Garcia : Like get yourself to Vegas, call your bookie, the fix is in unusual
Dr. Tara Lewis : You'd think she's greasing the wheels?
Penelope Garcia : Oh, she's lubing them up bigtime
[Luke smiles]
Penelope Garcia : Eh, stop smiling Luke Alvez! I can feel it! That joke was not for you! What I am saying is her testimony holds a special kind of weight with the judge. She's got her finger in the cookie jar one way or the other