Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Rock On! (2019)

Dan Levy: David Rose

Quotes 

• Alexis Rose : Let me give you some advice. Was it flawlessly executed? No. Would I have done it? Hell no!

  David Rose : If this was intended to be helpful you can leave now!

  Alexis Rose : But what I was going to say is if a cute guy that walks into your store is enough to unravel your entire relationship you're better off knowing that now than a year from now.

  David Rose : [a loud knock on the door. David opens the door to find Patrick outside]  Do I want to hear about it?

  Patrick Brewer : I couldn't do it.

  David Rose : You can come in.

  Patrick Brewer : I don't want to date Ken!

  David Rose : I don't think I ever said date!

  Alexis Rose : Was it the lack of ground rules?

  Patrick Brewer : [Patrick turns to Alexis]  Hi

  [He turns back to David] 

  Patrick Brewer : David! I love you and I really appreciate what you were trying to do for me but I feel no need to meet up with other guys right now.

  David Rose : Okay. If that's what you want then I'm fine with that. I mean I'm easy either way!

  Patrick Brewer : Okay.

  [David and Patrick passionately kiss each other with Alexis looking on] 

  Patrick Brewer : Also, this is going to sound totally petty. But something about his shoes made me feel really weird because they were long and pointy...

  David Rose : And squared off at the toes?

  Patrick Brewer : Yeah, yeah, yeah!

  David Rose : I know! I know! It's okay! It's okay!

  Patrick Brewer : This is a really long hug now.

  David Rose : I know. Just give me a minute?

  [David looks at Alexis over Patrick's shoulder and Alexis smiles at David] 

• David Rose : Usually, I'm the one finding out that I'm in an open relationship!