- Eugene: Two years ago, I'd call fighting jackal monsters on the back of a speeding carriage whilst a rhinoceros chases the woman I love absolutely bonkers. Now I call it Tuesday.
- Lance Strongbow: Name one thing I've done that hasn't been on the up and up!
- Eugene: Well, you took the last apple at breakfast and blamed Max; then you cheated at rock, paper, scissors; also you took credit for saving the group from all of the things we've already done right now because you're a big galoot.
- Lance Strongbow: Of course I'm not gonna seem honest if you point out all the times I lie!