Schitt's Creek (TV Series)
Meet the Parents (2019)
Emily Hampshire: Stevie Budd
Quotes
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Johnny Rose : [panting] Well, I-I just checked in "you know who's" parents.
David Rose : What? They're not supposed to be here for another 11 minutes!
Johnny Rose : Well, nothing to worry about. Um, random question for you. They're aware that you and Patrick are uh... romantically involved, right?
David Rose : Of course they are. Why wouldn't they be?
Johnny Rose : Well, they're definitely aware that you're business partners, it's just that uh, if I recall, at one point Patrick was engaged... to a woman, so...
David Rose : Okay, what did you say to them?
Johnny Rose : Nothing, nothing! It's more how they reacted when I brought up the fact that you two were... romantically in business with each other.
David Rose : Ew!
Johnny Rose : Yeah, they-they looked a little... shaken.
David Rose : Shaken?
Johnny Rose : Well, upset.
David Rose : Upset?
Stevie Budd : David, they know, right?
David Rose : Of course they know! I wouldn't have asked them to come here if I didn't think they knew we were in a relationship! They call the store all the time! I mean, what do they think, I'm just his business partner?
Johnny Rose : Possibly.
Stevie Budd : I mean, yeah.
David Rose : Oh my God! Okay! Everybody calm down! Nobody say a word to anybody!
Stevie Budd : Well, that sounds reasonable.
David Rose : What did I just say?
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Stevie Budd : He's coming! He's coming!
David Rose : Okay, he's coming, he's coming. We're going to shout out SURPRISE because HAPPY BIRTHDAY was too wordy and we couldn't nail it at the rehearsals.
Stevie Budd , David Rose : SURPRISE!
Patrick Brewer : OH MY GOD DAVID! You told me we were going out for a casual dinner?
Johnny Rose : Happy birthday Patrick!
[Patrick hugs David then he goes over and hugs his parents]
Alexis Rose : Happy birthday!
Patrick Brewer : What is going on? You told me you were out of town?
Clint Brewer : Well, we are!
