Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Meet the Parents (2019)

Eugene Levy: Johnny Rose

Quotes 

• Clint Brewer : [after finding out about their son's sexuality]  Was it something we did, David?

  Marcy Brewer : Honey, stop!

  Clint Brewer : No, I wanna ask. Do you think if we'd done things differently, that Patrick would still be...

  David Rose : I understand that this news can come as a shock... to some people. But he is still the same person, and it's his birthday, and he...

  Marcy Brewer : David, we're not upset about Patrick being gay!

  Clint Brewer : [after David turns and looks at him]  No!

  David Rose : Oh my God, okay! For a minute I thought this was gonna get very dark.

  [David wipes a tear from his eye and clears his throat] 

  Clint Brewer : The thought that Patrick was feeling like he couldn't come and talk to us about this.

  Marcy Brewer : Is it because we were so close with Rachel?

  David Rose : [Johnny knocks at the door]  Hi.

  Johnny Rose : David. Oh, hi. Hi, Clint, Marcy. I see you've met my son. How are you, David? Happy, I hope. Uh, 'cause at the end of the day, that's all that matters, isn't it?

  David Rose : Dad, it's fine. They, they are fine with Patrick being gay.

  [Marcy nods] 

  Johnny Rose : Oh. Oh, good. Good, then no one really has to feel bad about how this information came out, then, huh?

  Marcy Brewer : So what do we do now? Not go to the party? I don't want to make him uncomfortable.

  David Rose : No, no, no, we are all going to the party. Patrick is planning on telling you tonight. So I think the best birthday gift we could give him at this point is to just... keep him in the closet until then. I know that came out wrong, but we all understand what I'm saying, right?

  Marcy Brewer : Okay.

  David Rose : Okay. Whew.

• Johnny Rose : [panting]  Well, I-I just checked in "you know who's" parents.

  David Rose : What? They're not supposed to be here for another 11 minutes!

  Johnny Rose : Well, nothing to worry about. Um, random question for you. They're aware that you and Patrick are uh... romantically involved, right?

  David Rose : Of course they are. Why wouldn't they be?

  Johnny Rose : Well, they're definitely aware that you're business partners, it's just that uh, if I recall, at one point Patrick was engaged... to a woman, so...

  David Rose : Okay, what did you say to them?

  Johnny Rose : Nothing, nothing! It's more how they reacted when I brought up the fact that you two were... romantically in business with each other.

  David Rose : Ew!

  Johnny Rose : Yeah, they-they looked a little... shaken.

  David Rose : Shaken?

  Johnny Rose : Well, upset.

  David Rose : Upset?

  Stevie Budd : David, they know, right?

  David Rose : Of course they know! I wouldn't have asked them to come here if I didn't think they knew we were in a relationship! They call the store all the time! I mean, what do they think, I'm just his business partner?

  Johnny Rose : Possibly.

  Stevie Budd : I mean, yeah.

  David Rose : Oh my God! Okay! Everybody calm down! Nobody say a word to anybody!

  Stevie Budd : Well, that sounds reasonable.

  David Rose : What did I just say?

• Stevie Budd : He's coming! He's coming!

  David Rose : Okay, he's coming, he's coming. We're going to shout out SURPRISE because HAPPY BIRTHDAY was too wordy and we couldn't nail it at the rehearsals.

  Stevie Budd , David Rose : SURPRISE!

  Patrick Brewer : OH MY GOD DAVID! You told me we were going out for a casual dinner?

  Johnny Rose : Happy birthday Patrick!

  [Patrick hugs David then he goes over and hugs his parents] 

  Alexis Rose : Happy birthday!

  Patrick Brewer : What is going on? You told me you were out of town?

  Clint Brewer : Well, we are!