Derry Girls (TV Series)
The Prom (2019)
Ian McElhinney: Joe McCool
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Quotes
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[the TV switches to a static. Gerry tries to get the signal back]
Granda Joe : What are you futtering at?
Da Gerry : The picture's just gone a bit sort of...
[Joe hits the TV]
Da Gerry : Dear Jesus!
Granda Joe : You have to give it a bit of a shock, now and again.
[Joe hits the TV again]
Granda Joe : You have to keep it on its toes.
Da Gerry : I'm not sure you do have to keep it on its toes, Joe. It's a television.
[Joe hits the TV repeatedly and more agressively]
Da Gerry : OK, OK, OK! I'm just going to turn it off and on again. That usually does the trick.
[Gerry turns the TV off and on again]
Da Gerry : There we go. Hmm? Doesn't seem to be anything happening now.
Granda Joe : This stupid prick's broken the TV, Mary!
Ma Mary : For God's sake, Gerry.
Granda Joe : He's been futtering.
Da Gerry : Excuse me, you're the one that was thumping it repeatedly, Joe.
Granda Joe : I'll thump you repeatedly!