Letitia Reviews

My Boyfriend's Back (1993)

The worst piece of celluloid I ever paid to see.

[26 September 2002]

I went to see this because my best friend was an extra in it. The things I do for my friends!

It's hard to believe a character's been shot when you can see the hardware under his shirt. It seemed the production just didn't have the money to do things up right. But when the money's coming from Disney, it must be that they just don't care.

Nice to see that Bob Balaban has moved on to greater things, though. Seems this was his 'starter film'. He doesn't deserve to have this dog in his filmography.

Men Cry Bullets (1998)

The horror...the horror...

[1/10 · 10 October 2001]

The nicest thing I can say about this movie is that Jeri Ryan was terrific as the sanest character in it. She says things like, "My toes make people happy," and, "I think I have a real shot at Miss America," and she comes off as funny for her shallowness. The second nicest thing I can say is that the film is a caricature of how people with serious, unhealthy relationship issues think. The film is intense from beginning to end -- but not in a good way. You can't look away. It's like a train wreck...two trains...full of demented circus clowns. I just can't overstate how bad this movie is. To call this film a freak show would probably not insult the director, but it's not as interesting as it is repulsive. Run, don't walk, as fast as you can.