Reviews
The Working Girls (1974)
This movie is called 'Elvira Naked' in the video store.
Supposedly the only appealing thing in this movie is that Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) gets naked for the first and only time in her career. So they released this film on video calling it 'Elvira Naked'.Unfortunately, she is only in this movie for one scene and the naked appearance does not last long. Not to mention that she does not look as sexy as she does on her show and in the movies. The rest of this movie isn't even worth a shot on Mystery Science Theater 3000. And the other actors in this film should get jobs that fits their skills and intelligence.
Army of Darkness (1992)
Stallone, Schwartzenegger, Willis, aren't nothing compared Campbell.
Bruce Campbell's role as Ash the big egoed, p***** off, houseware clerk is the Grooviest action hero of them all. Far better than George Clooney's character in From Dusk til Dawn and Tougher than Kurt Russell's character in Escape From L.A. Trapped in the year 1300, armed with a double-barrel shotgun and a chainsaw he conquers the evilest, demented, and grossest scum ever shown on the big screen. Out of all the evil dead films (including evil dead rip offs: Evil toons and Necronomicon the book of the dead) this is by far the best.
Jack Frost (1997)
Another Christmas/Halloween combination
Why are horror films being continually based on things that young children like. I would categorize this movie with films like Childs Play, Leapercon, and Attack of the Killer clowns. Only this movie is less serious. The last thing I want to see is a little kid being decapitated by a snowman, or a teenage girl being attacked in the shower by Frosty the Snowman who has his carrot nose on a different part of this body. I think Christmas should be left out of horror movies and keep **** like this for halloween.
Rolling Vengeance (1987)
A really bad monster truck action movie
I hope that most Canadian films aren't as bad as this one. It is about a truck driver whose whole family was killed (not all at once) by a Family of Stereotypical drunk hicks who were for some reason found innocent in court. The truck driver (Instead of doing something easy like shooting them all with a shotgun)constructs a Monster truck from parts that he finds in a junk yard to avenge his family's death. This movie has no satisfaction to offer anyone, unless you like watching the hero's girlfriend get raped by inbred, gravy eating hillbillies.