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Microsoft Windows 95 Video Guide (1995)
Does this make Bill Gates hip?
How weird can you get? Getting a couple of cast members from "Friends" and have them introduce the world to Windows 95. I remember seeing this on the shelf of a local video store and I just laughed. Later I watched it when I was bored working in a video store. The bottom line is that Microsoft was trying to reach the youth of America with this tape, but I don't think it was a very big success. I just can't think of Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston as computer pioneers.
Nurse Betty (2000)
What is going on here?
I cant understand by reading all the rave reviews about "Nurse Betty" if I saw the same movie as everyone else. This movie was awful. Everyone in the particular theater I was in hated it, I didn't hear one laugh from anybody the entire film, just groaning and sighing. Has the quality of comedy stooped so low that people can take a boring, uninteresting, and thoroughly stupid piece of trash like this and make it sound like an instant classic. Is comedy really dead? I hope me and all the people who wasted $7 bucks tonight aren't the only ones who feel this way.
Wild Wild West (1999)
What else is there really left to say?
You know after I finished watching this movie I thought to myself that this script had to have been written by 8 year olds! I can just imagine a group of second grade boys sitting around saying.... "Hey I got a great idea for a movie! Lets get that cool guy from Fresh Prince to play in a western and have some guy make cool gadgets and have alot of big machines like an 80ft spider blow up stuff and lets have some hot girl there so we can look at her breasts and show her butt for a second AWESOME!" I mean come on! This is total crap. Don't take my word for it though, just check out the horrible rating it received and read the other comments. I would comment on all the things I found wrong with this film but I dont want to sound like a broken record. I feel my fellow IMDB users have pretty much covered all the bases.
Deputy Droopy (1955)
Funniest cartoon of all time!
Every time I see this cartoon I laugh until it hurts. Two villains are trying to steal a safe, but they can't wake up the sheriff. Droopy gives the bad guys hell like he always does. Droopy keeps inflicting them with pain and they have to constantly run up a mountain to scream so the sheriff wont hear them. The best part is when they swap heads because one of the villains stepped in glue. Try to catch this one on the Tex Avery Show on Cartoon Network sometime.
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Pitiful last effort from an otherwise brilliant man
I've seen most of Kubrick's films (Dr. Strangelove, Clockwork Orange, The Shining) and I really enjoyed them. But what the hell was this about? Kubrick was a brilliant man but he was not a god. I think people are just afraid to admit that Kubrick is capable of making a bad movie. Well Eyes Wide Shut proved beyond a doubt he can make a bad movie. I tried very hard to keep and open mind throughout this movie, I was just waiting on that "moment" when all the boredom I had endured would finally pay off. It didnt happen *sigh* Oh and to top it off the "1940's Frankenstein music" made it even more unbearable. So if you want to be a sheep and like it just because its Kubrick go ahead, but please don't keep your MIND WIDE SHUT!!
Message in a Bottle (1999)
This movie HAD potential
I am a guy but I have seen "chick flicks" that I have enjoyed. I dont mind romantic movies that are original and interesting. Unfortunately this movie was neither. First of all Kevin Costner's role in this movie left much to be desired, he was boring and predictable. Robin Wright Penn was better but not good. The beginning of the movie grabs your attention and gets you interested. But after that it is snooze time. But wake up to see the end. I do have a bone to pick with people that did not like the ending, yes I know it was sad but without that ending your left with nothing but a far fetched fairy tale. So the bottom line is this - If you like romantic movies try to look elsewhere or you are your loved one will enjoy an evening of nap time.
Krush Groove (1985)
If you like old school rap this movie is for you
This is a movie about the struggles of early rap groups trying to make it big in the 80's when rap was not a popular music genre. This is not the most dramatic of movies by any stretch of the imagination, but if you like old school rap acts like RUN-DMC, The Beastie Boys, The Fat Boys, and LL Cool J you will find this movie entertaining. However if you are not familiar with the 80's rap scene you may not be very impressed with this movie. I though it would be a really stupid movie at first, but once I watched it I was impressed.
Rushmore (1998)
If you have insomnia just rent this!!
I would like to start out by saying I am a HUGE Bill Murray fan, I never miss any of his movies. This is by far his worst movie. The plot leaves something to be desired. Its about a school boy obsessed with an older woman. Wow this is ground breaking stuff! haha. The movie appears to lack a genre. It's not funny at all--- "These are OR scrubbs, OR they!" is a good example. So its not a comedy. It's not serious enough to be a drama. Its just a miserable piece of crap. If you are VERY VERY easily entertained then rent it. Otherwise sit back and prepare to be bored. And the people who found this entertaining must get a kick out of watching the neighbors mow the grass!
Since You've Been Gone (1998)
This movie is pointless
This movie lacks any sort of direction what so ever. It has no plot, the acting is lame, the characters are lame, the jokes are lame. It is one of the top 10 worst movies I have ever seen. If you like movies that aren't funny and have no plot, then go rent this movie tonight.