PunkJedi Reviews

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

RE: I can't believe these are still made

[5 January 2000]

I can believe movies like this are still made. It's because they are funny. Sure, movies like Deuce Bigalow or Coneheads might not have the best plot in existence. They might not have much of a plot at all. But that's not the reason they're made. A story about a fish tank cleaner turned gigolo isn't supposed to be a deep, intellectual film. It's just a chance to give your brain a rest, and laugh.

From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money (1999 Video)

BARF

[5 January 2000]

Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Did I mention it was horrible?

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998 Video Game)

best yet

[10/10 · 23 December 1999]

I think that this is the best Zelda yet. It has all the great features from the old games (EX: That ONE dungeon that takes you a month to figure out - The water Temple) and it was overall just plain fun. The feature of being able to travel through time to solve more puzzles was a great idea, too.

Super Mario Bros. (1985 Video Game)

There's nothing like a classic.

[10/10 · 23 December 1999]

This game was my first video game. It was fun, needless to say, and it also improved my eye-hand coordination (tell your parents this, kids. They'll let you play all day!). But, video games have moved on into the realm of 3-d, and the classic side-scroller has been laid to rest. There's something I've noticed, though. In a lot of these "lush, 3-d environment" games, it seems that fun and challenge have been sacrificed to the great god of graphics. I suggest that the game makers of today do some researching of the past.

Resident Evil 2 (1998 Video Game)

Excellent game, but...

[8/10 · 23 December 1999]

I found this game to be extremely enjoyable, but only with codes. I don't know, maybe it's because I'm a big fan of movies like Army of Darkness. So when I see a zombie, I want to grab a shotgun and blow its head off; not avoid him to conserve ammo. I voted on this game and gave it and 8. Without codes, however, I'd have to give it a 1 like its predecessor, Resident Evil. That game just plain blows.