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Crossroads (2002)
Not as bad as you'd think
So it had a rather thin plot and cheesy ending. I've certainly seen a lot worse. At least it doesn't have you sitting around wondering when it will end. The characters are appealing and I think Britney did a fairly good job, considering.
The Bad Seed (1985)
Real Kitch Appeal!
This movie is hilarious. You have too see the look in the eyes of the little girl whenever she gets murdurous intentions. If you enjoy watching movies for sheer wackiness, this one is for you! Keep an eye on those tap shoes :)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
What an uplifting and downright fun film!
This movie is not conventional in the least. These filmakers have taken great care in creating a movie which is thrilling on all grounds and so different than anything I've seen in a long time. Don't get put off, it's not some kind of artsy wishwash that only the writer and director really understand. It's beautiful and truly enjoyable to watch. There are gorgeous effects, the songs chosen fit fantastically, and Ewan and Nicole will surprise you with their lovely voices! Plus the themes of beauty, freedom, truth and love ring true and you leave the theater feeling that Love Conquers All! P.S. Macgregor singing Elton John is just The Greatest!!!
The Mummy Returns (2001)
A Darned Near Perfect Sequel
What a fabulous job these movie makers have done in continuing the ancient story of fighting Egyptian Evil in The Mummy Returns! Stephen Sommers story is terrific, picking up just where we'd like to see the couple, Rick & Evie O'Connell and their son. It reminded me a lot of the Indiana Jones adventures, the Romanticism was fantastic, and I don't just mean the cute love scenes with Brendan & Rachel. Some of the beauty and scope covered by the cameras was just amazing. Tying in the strong love the couple has for one another and their ancient pasts to their adventures supports the storyline in a most delightful way. I found this one to be more fun than the first, it was much grander with a lot more special effects. Although they may have gotten a bit out of hand with the Matrix-like jumps and kicks, they were not overdone overall, in my opinion, and I especially found the spiraling spear camera shot enjoyable. The excitement the effects provided was very redeeming. I also think there was less characterization in this second part, but with more story to replace it. Although there were some differences between this and The Mummy, there is still enough of the adventure and plot carried through to make this a very enjoyable movie.
I Dreamed of Africa (2000)
Beautiful, but hard to connect with
I dreamed of africa was gorgeously filmed. The scenes of Africa were really stunning, and the movie is worth seeing just for that. Although I knew it was a true story, its still just very difficult to connect with and feel for Kuki. I just couldn't understand why she was doing the things she did and making the decisions she made. Plus Kim didn't make it any the easier. Like other users said, she is very BLAH. Perhaps if you can connect with Kuki, you will really enjoy this movie but otherwise see it only for the gorgeous view.
The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)
Fun, Sexy Excitement!
This new Thomas Crown affair is better than the old one for so many reasons! It seems as though they took everything that was wrong with the McQueen/Dunaway version and perfected it for Brosnan/Russo! Pierce is much more crafty in his art thievery than boring old Steve's bank robbery. And Rene?? Whew! She is at her seductive best. Her costume designers deserve extra kudos for that dress she wore at the ball! If you're a fan of Mr. Brosnan's charm and good looks, this will not let you down either. The cat and mouse game this two play is absolutely captivating. I also much preferred the ending on this one, I won't spoil it for you, but only say that it was different.. and better! I also thought it was very neat to stick Faye in there as Crown's psychotherapist, and enjoyed her supporting role much more than her lead one. Congrats and applause to those who made the changes and brought about this remake and to anyone who did not enjoy the original Thomas Crown Affair, don't bypass this one, it's definately an exciting ride worth taking!
Brokedown Palace (1999)
Oh Give Me A Break!
This movie is so UNREALISTIC that it becomes completely unenjoyable! While it starts out alright, a couple of cute girls tromping around the world half dressed always are, at some point you suddenly wonder.. HOW did this happen? I mean for one thing, why would two 18 yr old girls want to visit Taiwan for crying out loud??? It only gets worse once they go to prison for trying to smuggle drugs into Hong Kong. The girls are trapped, unfairly mind you, in a foreign prison where they are being maltreated and forced to sign things they don't understand, yet their parents are at home comfy as can be watching tv and continuing their precious suburban lives as if nothing is wrong. Even when the girls get a chance to call home the parents only seem mildly interested. Ummmm hello... your daughter is trapped in a foreign country???!! Parents don't give a darn, but apparently we're supposed to believe Bill Pullman does. And I'm sorry, (ps, dont' read any further if you don't want to know the ending) but no matter how good a friend you are, NOBODY would voluntarily give up 96 years of their life in a Tai prison so their friend could go free!! Give me a break indeed. And that last line??? Claire Danes throws out some babbling garbage about having hope to reduce her 96 year sentence like we're supposed to feel some Shawshank Redemption moving emotional moment here. UGH. The only emotion I felt was happiness that the film was finally OVER. Please people, there are a lot better ways to waste your time.
Licence to Kill (1989)
Who let Timothy Dalton be James Bond??
UGH... As an adorer of the James Bond character, I have to call Timothy Dalton a sacrilege! And apparently, this movie was his satanic shrine. YUCK! This film has nothing of the appeal of the great old bond films nor any of the thrills of the new ones. It was nothing but scene upon scene of 80's superficiality with nothing underneath. There were none of the fantastically witty Bond lines nor of his legendary charm. Dalton drained him completely. And what was with that horrible wedding scene?? It was like a bad remake of The Godfather. Really, I couldn't stomach the thing, it was all just too awful. As for those who credit this as being a great Bond film because of its likeness to Ian Flemings work... so what? If you want to read the book, go to the library. This is a fictional movie and one that, in my opinion, could have been done A LOT better.
The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)
When bad turns good!
Oh My! This movie is so full of cheesy delights I was absolutely tantilized by it! Wow! I have never seen such a GOLDEN gun in my life!! It was positively BRILLIANT! While perhaps not one of the most fascinating Bond films ever made, this was certainly one of the most entertaining, as all the corny 70's camp popped up to fill the void. And I think Roger makes a terrific bond! He's no Sean of course, and doesn't have the looks of Pierce, but he is certainly better than Timothy Dalton! He also brings a suaveness with the ladies that I don't think the other boys can compete with. Do see this one if you're a Bond fan because it really is one of the most entertaining of them all.. and look out for the Golden Gun! You might need sunglasses! :)
The Way We Were (1973)
A Big Disappointment
It seems a shame to even say it, but I can't say I didn't find The Way We Were to be a huge disappointment of a movie. I mean here I am ready to watch one of the greatest love stories ever told on film, and no more than an hour into it, I find myself wishing it would end already. Boring Boring Boring is the only way I can describe it. Perhaps it has something to do with todays generation being desensitized to issues like divorce and break-ups since they happen all around us, but I didn't feel in the least bit moved by Barbara and Roberts break-up! And while were on the subject of Robert, can somebody please explain to me why he is supposed to be such a hunk??? Though I did find Barbara to be at her most physically appealing, I once again have to dimiss Robert as someone of slightly less than mediocre looks. What's the big deal. Overall, I found nothing appealling about the movie and suggest to those who have not seen it not to bother, unless tiresome dialogue and nonexisting storyline appeal to you. Also, if you are like I was and think of this as a "Classic" love story, please re-consider.
The Towering Inferno (1974)
The First, The Best, The One To See!!
You want to see a disaster movie??? See the ORIGINAL!!! Towering Inferno is nonstop action from start to finish! Throw in the cheesy 70's clothes and sets (the building's decor adds just the right kitsch kiss) and you've got one bang of a movie here! Watch it for Paul Newman's suave heroic style or watch it for Faye Dunaway's plunging necklined dress, for whatever reason, just watch it! It's SUPERB!
Coffy (1973)
Need a wake up call? Have some Coffy!
Blaxpoitation at it's most entertaining! Pam Grier is the ULTIMATE Drug/Prostitution Ring Queen! If you like kitsch and cheesy 70's camp, you have GOT to see this film. It is the absolute epitome of campy delight. Be sure to stick around long enough for the King George scene though, the costumes and music will Blow Your Mind Baby!!!!
The Haunting (1999)
It's really just a Huge Shame
For a movie with such good chances, it was a huge let down. The Haunting had the potential to be a fabulous movie. The effects were kewl and the house they built was beautiful and incredibly awesome. The movie is almost worth seeing just to see how gorgeous the house is, but they really needed less corny lines and more house. I don't know what happened, they spent so much money to build that house and make the effects and make a great movie, but someone got cheap when it came to writing the script. What were they thinking with lines like "Home is where the heart is"? And the ending??? Come on.. she sent the evil demons back to hell with the simple phrase "Purgatory's over, Go To Hell". If it were that easy, every child with a nightmare would be hollaring out the obscenity nightly. Besides looking at the visual stunningness of the house, this movie is a huge disappointment so don't waste your cash.
Arlington Road (1999)
No No No No NO!
Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT pay money to see this movie. If you can see it for free, or rent it very cheaply, it might be worth it just for comedic value. Unless you are actually a cracker, this movie will be entirely too CHEESY for you. I cannot understand why accomplished actors like Tim Robbins and Joan Cusack would make this film?? The music, the writing, even the lighting were all horribly overdone and Jeff Bridges was like a deranged comic book character. Please people, find another way to waste your hard earned $$!
Gaslight (1944)
A real thriller!
Ingrid Bergman is a dream in this movie. She and Cotten are spectacular together. If you don't love her already, this story will draw you in and you will by the end!