lallo-2 Reviews

The Last Hours of Mario Biondo (2023)

Totally false

[1/10 · 16 November 2023]

The story depicted is purely fictional and totally invented. The evidences from judges and witnesses tells another path.

It is a big shame for netflix to change the truth.

Despite the points described and the details shared, the truth is different.

From the beginning there are so many elements that combined together show contradictions and false reconstructions.

What are the reasons behind that fake?

The scenes and the interviews are good if only considered fictitious and generated by the fantasies of the authors.

Please note that my comment does not revealed any part of the show or spoils the end.

Athena (2022)

An outlook to the future

[3/10 · 29 September 2022]

This is what Milan will look in 10-15 years.

Apart from the comment, which I believe in in any case, the movie is boring, understandable and you guess the final from the beginning of the story.

I didn't like it at all. There are too many stereotypes, and the actors didn't impress me at all. Not a good movie.

This is what Milan will look in 10-15 years.

Apart from the comment, which I believe in in any case, the movie is boring, understandable and you guess the final from the beginning of the story.

I didn't like it at all. There are too many stereotypes, and the actors didn't impress me at all. Not a good movie.

Diabolik (2021)

Lento e fatto male

[2/10 · 3 April 2022]

Lento, noioso, scritto male, recitato peggio, effetti speciali da batman telefilm 1980.

Avevo delle buone aspettative ma sapendo della produzione italiana ero anche titubante.

Raramente ho visto una tal porcata così tanto esaltata da media, radio, tv e mainstream a edicole unificate.

E pensare che ho pure pagato per vederlo a noleggio.

OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies (2006)

Yeawhhh... so boring

[3/10 · 17 March 2022]

I had great expectations for this movie. Rented on my fav seller, I started watching and questioning myself: is that the movie I wanted?

Yes, it is. A few mins later, the boring effect grows and that sense of sleeping is taking possession of me.

The movie IS SO BORING BUT SO BORING that at the half I decided to stop it. I watched 50%, idiot, non-sense, not comic, not funny at all.

Christian (2022– )

A must to see

[9/10 · 11 February 2022]

What a serial. It's unbelievable from the beginning to the end.

Can't believe is an Italian production with some so great actors that if American would have been glorified among all channels.

The serial was taken in Rome at the Corviale location, a sort of echo-monster still there, 1km of disaster-level buildings.

Watch it. Enjoy it.

Why the Pink Floyd?

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

Childish effects for a boring story

[2/10 · 2 January 2022]

The special effects in a fantasy movie are all. It seems to see Shaolin Soccer where at least the drama, director, and actors well knew to build a hilarious comedy.

The effects here are tragi-comic and at a very childish level.

I fell asleep 2-3 times despite a huge surround system with 7.1 audio channels at max power.

Dune (2021)

So boring and slow

[3/10 · 20 November 2021]

The story is slow and understood.

At every moment you get what will happen next 10 minutes.

Actors,,, cats and dogs would have act better.

Definitely over exaggerating rated. No more than 2-3.

I want my cinema ticket money back!

The Flight Attendant (2020–2022)

Way overrated

[4/10 · 24 July 2021]

The entire serial is advertising for vodka and drunk people. Cuomo doesn't convince in that role.

The story is so simple that you guess the next scene some minutes before watching.

There are a lot of exaggerations and again the values are not at all in line with health: she drinks so much vodka that should be in an alcoholic coma after the first 5 minutes.

The Mauritanian (2021)

A must watch movie

[8/10 · 27 June 2021]

A movie that must be watched.

Till the end.

I cannot disclose anything, not even my feelings - I could use very bad words - but go to the cinemas and watch it. Watch the end, read the book, understand all the final steps.

You're going to discover that the world is not as many are depicting.

Veleno (2021)

Una storia (vera) agghiacciante

[9/10 · 29 May 2021]

Il docufilm è fatto benissimo.

Io lo ho visti tutti e 5 di fila. Non riuscivo a staccarmi. La narrazione è eccellente.

Purtroppo è una storia vera e molto (molto) triste.

Consiglio a tutti di guardarla. Fino alla fine.

Sono solo fantasmi (2019)

Gli ultimi 5 secondi del film meriterebbero 10

[5/10 · 8 April 2021]

Gli ultimi 5 secondi del film meriterebbero 10

Ma purtroppo il film è debole e la storia stenta a cadere nel monotono ridicolo in alcuni tratti, cercando di essere comico e divertente senza esserlo troppo.

Ma se decidete di guardarlo, guardatelo fino alla fine. Gli ultimi 5 secondi sono magistrali.

Genitori vs Influencer (2021)

Alla fine si lascia guardare

[7/10 · 5 April 2021]

Non è un brutto film e non capisco come mai il voto medio sia così basso

È a tratti domestico, ha alcuni momenti scontati ma scorre bene.

The Mandalorian (2019– )

Childishly

[5/10 · 28 March 2021]

Well, is very childish and all stories are so understood that's quite impossible not to fall asleep. The 1st season is ok, as it's new, but the second is not so good...

Speravo de morì prima (2021– )

A me è piaciuto. Bello. Ma anche triste.

[8/10 · 19 March 2021]

Non conoscevo i risvolti della storia. Mi sono piaciute scene, i dialoghi, le musiche, il cuore. E molti attori.

Non sono della Roma. Ma la storia di un campione si guarda. Con rispetto. Con ammirazione. Sono del Toro, e noi di cuore ce ne intendiamo (FVCG è la sigla per forza vecchio cuore granata). Ma uno sportivo vero riconosce sempre un Re. Grande Francè

They Call Me Trinity (1970)

An ABSOLUTE cult movie

[10/10 · 7 March 2021]

It's a movie that has crashed almost all records in theaters and when aired on TV's in so many countries.

Lots of links to that movie from Quentin Tarantino and many other directors.

Watch it 10 times and for 10 times you'll discover parts that the previous times you didn't see.

Greenland (2020)

Ah ah

[3/10 · 13 February 2021]

There's always a reason behind decisions of politics. This is why Trump wanted to buy Greenland. A forward thinker...

The movie really sucks, by the way.

The Machinist (2004)

Good acting from Bale

[7/10 · 2 January 2021]

The movie is for "hard stomachs" and presents some cruel scenes. In any case Bale performed very well.

Carbon (2017)

A true story

[7/10 · 1 January 2021]

The story depicted in the movie is true and son of the most idiot Kyoto protocol in regards of climate. Paris agreement - totally useless and not even applied - hasn't fixed the issue at all.

The movie has some exaggeration but is well done. Suggested.

Guns Akimbo (2019)

What a nerds film

[1/10 · 31 December 2020]

Probably the cuckoldest move ever, for nothing else than short dick people.

The most idiot story never depicted.

Boring, stupid, idiot, trashy, so understood.

Figli (2020)

Un mix di sensazioni, bassissime considerazioni ed ottimi spunti

[5/10 · 27 December 2020]

8 per la scelta della "convenzione" musicale.

8 per il passaggio sull'eterna lotta generazionale genitori figli e figli genitori toccando i temi del boom e delle pensioni

2 per il trito e ritrito tema della donna emancipata a casa mentre l'uomo lavora. Non se ne può più, il cinema italiano tutto è ormai indietro di 20-30 anni rispetto al resto del mondo

Rose Island (2020)

An incredible story, fully true. Mediocre movie

[6/10 · 19 December 2020]

I can't imagine how great it would have been if the production was American. The story is crazy, incredible, but true. It depicts the venture of a weak group of politicians, monkeys with machine guns, ignorant at the highest level, who destroy what they don't understand. Claps to the director - but with a so bounded budget is impossible make better - and Germano, the main actor. I suggest to read the story on Wikipedia

The Secret Garden (2020)

Brutto. Lento. Noioso

[2/10 · 19 December 2020]

Un film fatto male. Lento. Brutto. Noioso. Scontato. Un disastro rispetto al libro da cui è tratto. Forse un grande budget buttato per un film mediocre.

Il talento del calabrone (2020)

Noiosetto

[5/10 · 19 November 2020]

Mancano dinamica e velocità. Parecchi errori tecnici e buchi nella storia. Castellitto bravo ma gli altri sono parecchio indietro. L'idea sarebbe anche buona ma l'esecuzione e lo storyboard proprio fanno acqua.

The 100 Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared (2013)

Eccezionale

[10/10 · 7 November 2020]

È un film fatto benissimo. Straordinario

Tratto da un libro best seller. Girato con sapienza e grande capacità recitative degli attori.

La storia è davvero avvincente e ti tiene incollato allo schermo per due ore. Che passano facilmente, tra paesaggi, cenni storici, riuscitissime ricostruzioni e momenti divertenti.

Lo consiglio a tutti, anche famiglie con bambini.

Shock and Awe (2017)

It's always the same story

[7/10 · 10 October 2020]

Politicians lie, as usual.

Journalists, almost all, lie, as well.

Where were the Dem? Voting what the Rep wanted...