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Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Wow this is a great movie
This is in my opinion the best vietnam movie ever made, and the only one of Kubrick's film which I have liked. Everything about this movie is just so cool, the music, the acting, the story, the characters and the dialog. My rating 10 out of 10.
XLTV (1998)
Funny for some utter crap for others
I think this show is pretty funny. Especially the fact that the crew on the show don't seem to make any effort to make it funny, they just do what they feel like.
Gags like putting dead mice in the microwave, rigging up their camera and inviting people to throw tennis balls at competing networks windows and stuff like that.
But this show is not for the broad audience just for the few geeks like me.
Armageddon (1998)
Superlatives isn't enough
Standing Applause, this movie is so well done, and well produced it's hard to find words. Impressive is an understatement. With all that action scenes it's hard to believe how they managed to squeese in those first rate emotional drama scenes.
Hollywood must be proud, actually managing to make this intensely scary yet entertaining action drama into something so complete. This isn't a hollywood blockbuster it's art.
If you are in for a complete movie experience plus action and flawless science fiction get out of your chair and run to the store and buy it,
Now
Pusher (1996)
Thats a good movie
This movie is excellent, one of only many danish movies in recent years of very high quality. I'll recommend this movie to anyone.Excellent acting, Excellent plot, and best of all not a happy ending, somebody should send a copy of this movie to hollywood so they could see that a movie with a good script is far better than blockbusters, with scripts written by monkeys hammering at a keyboard.
American Pie (1999)
Over rated predictable and boring
My oh my, predictable, boring and stupid. When i saw this movie i felt like the only sober person in a room full of drunks, what's supposed to be funny with this piece of junk. It simply isn't the least bit funny I really hate it.
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Extremely overrated rated teardrop war drama
My oh my, Spielberg just can't stop from making teardrop drama's if it's about extra terrestrial fungus or about the holocaust or world war 2, He just can't resist throwing in that teardrop pathetic stuff.
This movie would have been the world's best war drama if it was not for that part.
But I must say that the D Day landings are unmatched in the history of film making.
Three Kings (1999)
Overrated war drama about the gulf war
Reading some of the other comments about this movie I must say I disagree. This is nothing more than the A-team performed by well known actors.
Some soldiers journeys out in the desert to get some gold and ends up rescuing lots of poor civilians. Typical hollywood stuff.
Only plus is that some of the action scenes are kind of original in it's own way
America's Funniest Home Videos (1989)
Unappreciated Pearl in TV comedy
Reading some of the comments about this shows makes me sad. And especially the harassing of the funniest man on television Bob Saget. The show is brilliant in it's own way, though some of the clips are rather boring, the simple and adorable comical voice of Bob Saget always make me laugh. This is a winner in my living room.
BRAVO
The Carpenter (1988)
Excellent late 80's horror
This movie is a classic horror movie in Norway. It's intensely scary yet sensitive. With the ever so talented Wing Hauser as the crazed carpenter, though it's special effects are rather outdated. But it's complex plot and intensely scary music more than makes up for it.
They just don't make them like this anymore. An instant classic.
10 out of 10. BRAVO
American Farmers Visit Russia (1955)
American farmers visits russia during height of the cold war
This movie is a quite well done documentary about farming. It is made only a couple of years after the death of Stalin and in some strange way you can actually feel the Russian relief of that, it's quite difficult to explain.
The movie is mostly about american farmers watching russian tractor plowing field and stuff like that but the interview of the american farmer Joe Whittaker is quite funny actually.
PS I saw this on TV last night with the subtitles got lost halfway through so I could have lost some of the thrill of the movie
Soldier (1998)
They don't come much better than this
What can i say, the superlatives just slips of like hot butter through a car!!!. The suspense is thrilling and you can almost feel the tension when the bad guys attack.
And Kurt Russell whoa, brilliance, best since The computer wore tennis shoes.
Baywatch Nights (1995)
Next best thing to Hunter
This show is well done with a complex mix of action, suspense and finally action, all of wich is superbly done with mucho macho man David Hasselhoff in lead, wow that dude's just great he is actually producing this series ass well as he is the creator. He must surely be one of hollywoods astonishing geniouses.
This show has it all, plus good looking chicks.
Timecop (1994)
Van Damme as we want to see Him
This isn't at all a bad movie, though the plot has some minor faults.The acting is quite decent actually.
This movie is about a cop travelling in time to wipe out the ever increasing problem of time crime. It's a very emotional movie where a lot of scenes moved me to tears.
Go see this movie if you want sci-fi packed with drama and action. I highly recommend it to anyone. Don't rent it, buy it.
Baywatch (1989)
Mature show for mature audience
The TV-series baywatch finally potraits David Hasselhoff for what he is, a mature serious actor with enormous potential. Someone might say that Nightrider is his best work, I disagree.
This show is a emotional show with a very unpredictable plot. All from kids in boats drinking beer and harrazing decend hard working Americans. To picnics gone wrong, wether from terrorists or earthquakes.
This is one of the few shows thats just great, with great plot, great acting,and finally great stunts.
The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes (1969)
Better than the thing but worse than Soldier
This isn't such a bad movie with Kurt Russel doing quite a good performance and the plot is extremely original.
But I don't want to spoil the fun go rent it or buy it is surely worth the run for it's money