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Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
"Dude, Where's the Plot?"
Man, this is truly one of the dumbest movies I have ever seen. I don't consider this a movie, just a bunch of camera shots that just almost happen to be in the right order. The plot, oh wait, never mind, there was none. The only thing funny about this movie was the thought of wondering, "Who came up with this plot?" And how old is Kristy Swanson? My god. Just because she was in Buffy the Vampire Slayer back in 92 doesn't make her a sex symbol eight years after.
D-
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
SERIES, SERIES, SERIES!!!!
I first saw this movie when I was little, I don't how little cuz I can't remember, but I LOVED IT!! So I saw it like 50 times. About 4 months ago I was watching TV over the summer and it came up on Fox over the summer thing, and I thought what the Hell, I love the series. I have no idea what I saw in it. It's stupid sure it has it's ups but it's outnumbered by the downs. If you like the skimpy, airheaded type then I say watch it. If you like Kristy Swanson watch it (the cheerleading moves are cool, I'll give it that) if you like Luke Perry watch it. If you don't, avoid it. But I LOVE THE SERIES!!!!! **** out of 10
Here on Earth (2000)
Could've been better
This movie was good, everyone acted great, but this attempt to be a tear-jerker was not there. I just don't see this happen to these people. The movie was not awful, but it wasn't so great. If you like chick-flicks, then watch this. But if not, don't bother.
5.5/10
Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999)
My comments are like the others
This movie is poorly written, but okay acted. Teaching Mrs. Tingle, I guess, was a horror movie, but it didn't make me jump. If it was going to be a comedy, it didn't make me laugh. So, she deserved an A, but her teacher didn't give her one, oh, wow, who cares. And what idiot breaks into Mrs. Tingles house, and ties her, then goes through an experience that changes what they think of each other. Complete boredom. The only parts that was worth watching, was Mrs. Tingles character, and Katie's move from Dawson's Creek to a horror (I think)flick. If you want to watch a BETTER flick, sorta like this movie, only better, watch "Killing Mr. Griffin."
Rating:2.5
Drowning Mona (2000)
Don't expect too much.
After seeing the previews, I thought this was going to be a laugh out riot. Was I wrong. The movie wasn't bad, it could have been better. If they changed the some parts, this movie would have been better. Great acting, if this movie had different people playing the roles of the characters, this movie would have gotten a 4. Since it had its moments, and great acting, I give it a 6.5.
P.S. If you haven't seen this movie, don't expect what you thought.
Hanging Up (2000)
Missing something
Hanging up wasn't hard to watch. It wasn't a waste of time. The plot idea was great. It's just that they added and left out too many sceens. I kept thinking what if? The movie took too long to get the point that the sisters didn't have a great relationship. And those flashbacks were ridulously attempts for us to fell something out of the relationship with the father. But no one had no idea the kind of relationship the other sisters had. Lisa Kudrow and Diane Keaton needed more screen time, though Meg Ryan's role gave a great preformence. If these people were different atresses, I would have stop because of the lack of talent other atresses would have given. Everyone in the movie gave the best attempt they could of keeping the plot good, but it didn't work out. Nice job by everybody, it's just that the movie didn't give enough, or wasn't that heartwarmth.
6/10
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Pretty sad that this is considered great
This movie was HARD to pay attention to. It was confusing. So I chose to watch it again, because I wasn't paying attention. I still didn't get what was so great about it. I payed attention and I think it's overrated. 4/10, go rent a better movie, like Magnolia.
Scary Movie (2000)
Was funny, but I guess I expected more from it.
Don't get me wrong, I loved the movie, but the language they used was worse then Dogma( a movie I loved dearly). I wouldn't say it disappointed me, but it didn't come to the standards I expected. Way too much sex humor. And the movie is funny, but gets flat in some scenes. I liked it, but it wasn't what I expected. Okay acting, but it could of been better. Overall:
**1/2 out of ****
Almost Heroes (1998)
Oh please
Is wasn't THAT bad. In fact, I found it pretty funny. I give it a 7.
Matthew Perry wasn't at his best, and neither was Chris Farely, but hey, it turned out pretty damn good. I didn't expect it to be this good, like I imaged before I saw it. Like I said, I give it a 7.
Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)
Wasn't a true masterpiece, but was fair
I'll have to disagree with Mike. I enjoyed the movie at some points. I give it a 6, 6.5. I have seen all of Chris Farely major roles. They were all okay. BHN was, I think, intended for kids.
I'll give it 2 stars
Total Request Live (1998)
It WAS okay
Back when TRL wasn't that popular, they had very little rock bands at Number 1 like Aerosmith. I'm not a die hard rock fan, but I'm not a boy band fan either. When I watch the show, I watch like the numbers 10-4. Now, all that's in the top three is Hanson, Backstreet Boys, and Nsync. People say to vote for your favorite video to put it at number one. Oh please. My little vote is going to put my favorite band at number one when it never even went in the top three. C'mon. This show should be called the,"Total Rerun List."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997)
This Show Is the Best
For those of you who just recently got into Buffy, and haven't seen all the shows, you're missing out. Buffy is the best show on T.V. It is clever, funny, thoughtful, etc. As much as I like Buffy, I have to admit, Season 4 was a little bit of a let down. Nevertheless, I still think it is the best show on television.
The only problem is Riley. KILL HIM!