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Under Lock and Key (1995)
Women in prison movie - put this one in and throw away the key!
It's amazing what movies people will make these days. When I heard this was made in 1995, I was at first surprised and then understanding. This movie is a women in prison movie, and as such makes use for gratiutous nudity (thank you!) plenty of violence and a REALLY cheesy plot line. This movie is so cheesy I think more mice watch it than humans. A definite must for a bachelor party, a definite must not for anything else!
Suburban Commando (1991)
Proof there really IS no intelligence in the galaxy.
Suburban Commando is one of those films that you would only use as a time-filler or perhaps a door-stopper. This film, in all of its glory, is perhaps the best argument NOT to go into space. Hulk Hogan's performance is shoddy, and the cast and crew all seem to grimace in pain---not for any physical injury, but because they have to actually put up with this crap.
One thing, though...
I guess now we know what happened to all those missing Martian probes.