Why is this poor excuse for a TV show still polluting the airwaves? They are no longer "sister wives". And EVERY single one of the "cast members" has devolved into a useless, confused, whiny mess. Christine lives only to throw feces on Kody and his reputation, while over-doing the "I'm so happy" business; Janelle has almost been convinced by Christine that she could find a better husband (even in a homeless shelter) in spite of her objectively obvious, morbid obesity and overall unattractiveness; Kody really seems to be intentionally getting rid of the three superfluous wives but pretends he still wants them so we will view him as a victim; Mary has finally realized she's on her own; and Robin is REALLY NOT HAPPY that she is now stuck with Kody - full time and permanently. This is NOT what Robin wanted. She wanted plural marriage: a meal ticket who was only going to bother her once or twice a week, but Robin laid it on too thick and now Kody thinks she is THE "one true love of his life", and he even says so. That seems like a really stupid thing for a guy with several wives to say, even if he is cleaning house and getting rid of all the wives whose faces could stop a clock and who weigh in excess of 250 pounds. And it's really annoying that at least two of the three of the ex-sister wives hate Robin and blame her for... what? Staying under 200 pounds and not getting ugly yet? As if that's the issue.
Reviews
90 Reviews
This junk show should be OVER! They're ALL idiots.
23 October 2023
This show has long exceeded its usefulness.
Why is that disgusting cow Christine still on this show? She's not a sister wife anymore. She also has no dignity. She proudly announces to the world that her ex-husband was never attracted to her (and that's not exactly shocking to us who have seen her), and now she tries to torpedo the narcissistic Kody's relationships with the biggest wife, Janelle, and all his kids. Her pettiness is blatant but she thinks it vindicates her in some way. It doesn't. And Janelle has a so simple she is falling for Christine's obvious manipulations. Granted, Kody is NO prize at all, but who else is ever going to want Janelle or Christine? Especially after I saw their feet on one episode. UGH! I can't say I'm surprised, they look just the rest of each person.
Why is that disgusting cow Christine still on this show? She's not a sister wife anymore. She also has no dignity. She proudly announces to the world that her ex-husband was never attracted to her (and that's not exactly shocking to us who have seen her), and now she tries to torpedo the narcissistic Kody's relationships with the biggest wife, Janelle, and all his kids. Her pettiness is blatant but she thinks it vindicates her in some way. It doesn't. And Janelle has a so simple she is falling for Christine's obvious manipulations. Granted, Kody is NO prize at all, but who else is ever going to want Janelle or Christine? Especially after I saw their feet on one episode. UGH! I can't say I'm surprised, they look just the rest of each person.
GET RID OF CHRISTINE!
23 September 2023
Yes, they should get rid of Kody and Janelle, too. They're all horribly egotistical nutcases, but Christine is strangely hungry for attention and she's so pathetic and petty. We should not be exposed to her awful personality, which exceeds even her physical ugliness. She is no longer a "sister wife", so it would be a perfect opportunity to get rid of her. Yes, Kody is narcissist and a completely useless, poor excuse for a man, but who can really blame him for not wanting to spend time with the three grossly obese wives he had? Two of them were always nagging at him and making stupid decisions on their own (living in an RV?). This show has run its course.
Almost Paradise
(2020– )
I like the setting but this show is so stupid.
29 August 2023
Aside from the lame, preposterous premise of a retired, "legendary" DEA agent with high blood pressure showing up in the Philippines to retire on a deserted island... in Cebu City? There are around a million people in the city alone. The writing is very bad and every supposedly humorous gag and plot twist is easily identified way before it even happens.
Christian Kane isn't tall enough or young enough (he's 5'6" and 50 years old now!) to carry a series like this. While I really like the setting in Cebu City, Philippines, the writing is just too dreadful. There's not a single cliche that goes unused here. And Kane's silly character is over the top in every way. The rest of the cast is pretty good, especially the stunning Samantha Richelle, though she is much too gorgeous to play a cop, and not at all believable as a tough cop.
The most ridiculous thing about this show is the review posted here by something called Tranquilityentertainment. What an obviously purchased 10-star review. It amounts to an unpaid commercial for this tripe.
Christian Kane isn't tall enough or young enough (he's 5'6" and 50 years old now!) to carry a series like this. While I really like the setting in Cebu City, Philippines, the writing is just too dreadful. There's not a single cliche that goes unused here. And Kane's silly character is over the top in every way. The rest of the cast is pretty good, especially the stunning Samantha Richelle, though she is much too gorgeous to play a cop, and not at all believable as a tough cop.
The most ridiculous thing about this show is the review posted here by something called Tranquilityentertainment. What an obviously purchased 10-star review. It amounts to an unpaid commercial for this tripe.
Shining Vale
(2022–2023)
Typical Hollywood trash with rampant cussing.
22 June 2023
I am no prude or religious fanatic, but apparently scriptwriters and producers think the way to make a show edgy and hip is to insert cuss words into absolutely every sentence, even those spoken by kids to their obviously weak parents. At least in the all-time, great classic movie "The Big Lebowski", the overuse of the "F" word was an intentional gimmick that had a point to it. But with the demise of network television and its censors, streaming TV shows have been unleashed to show us "how real people talk". Yeah, right - only real idiots and morons use the "F" word in every sentence and refer to everything else as the "S" word (feces). The actors come off as ten-year-old boys trying to look like tough-guy grownups. As for the lame plot of this show and Courtney Cox's unnaturally altered, formerly beautiful face, I was too distracted by the idiotic dialogue and pointless cursing even to care.
Joe Pickett
(2021–2023)
Stupid and implausible. Terrible writing. Wimpy main character.
8 June 2023
I really liked Dorman in his lead role in the series "Patriot". He was quirky, intense and hilarious. But in this pathetic, poorly written schlockfest, he plays a wimpy loser of a Wyoming game warden who wears his Stetson tilted ridiculously too far back on his head. It makes him look dorky, which is also how he acts. He lets people take his gun from him without taking any action, he lets people beat him to a pulp without doing anything about it, and he meekly lets his mouthy, obnoxious wife bully him. The title character is a pathetic example of the new masculine ideal that Hollywood is trying to force down our throats these days.
Sister Wives
(2010– )
This show has circled the toilet for the last time
15 November 2022
And that compares ALL of the adult Browns to....
In the first season this show looked promising and interesting. The people were nice and happy and living in an interesting situation.
Fast forward to now, and it is a train wreck of misery. But at least Christine should be gone by now... if she ever actually GOES! She has ALWAYS been self-absorbed and pathologically craving the center of attention. She cares only about herself first, her own kids a distant second, the other kids a very distant third, and that's it. Her complete physical unattractiveness is only surpassed by her awful personality and pettiness. Much like her posterior, she has a martyr complex of immense proportions. And she has absolutely no feminine energy. Not a bit. She is unlikable, nasty and self-absorbed to the point that I hope she stays off the show or I'll quit watching it. Heck, seeing Kody act like such an arrogant clown is bad enough, but we are used to husbands being portrayed as stupid and clueless. But Kody really is both of those things. And his silly obsession with his long ringlets of hair that he flips around like a coquette is only surpassed by his denial that his hairline has already receded on both sides to such an extent that the "ringlet combover" doesn't actually cover any of it up anymore.
And now the three biggest and oldest wives all have reason to hate Kody, so he might as well ditch all of them except Robyn - and I don't say that because she is the only one who still retains even a smidgen of physical attractiveness.
I recommend watching another polygamist show: "My Five Wives", which aired for only three seasons starting in 2013, I believe. It is a much better show with people who are actually LIKABLE and happy, and who get along extremely well. No unnecessary drama. But that's probably why it got canceled while this toxic sh_tshow is still befouling the airwaves.
Let me guess: Christine won't be able to stay away from the limelight and the attention. She'll freak out when she realizes there'll be no more makeup artists, camera crews and producers asking her about her Favorite topic: herself and how she's feeling. I bet money she has already pitched a show about just HER. It would have some stupid title like: "Surviving Sister Wives; A Martyr's Tale". And she will be honestly dumbfounded when even the pinheads who are responsible for this puking mess still stinking up our TV rooms decline to air a show about nothing that stars only a completely talentless, very ugly, obese and obnoxious, narcissistic, post-middle age beast like Christine Brown. No thank you!
In the first season this show looked promising and interesting. The people were nice and happy and living in an interesting situation.
Fast forward to now, and it is a train wreck of misery. But at least Christine should be gone by now... if she ever actually GOES! She has ALWAYS been self-absorbed and pathologically craving the center of attention. She cares only about herself first, her own kids a distant second, the other kids a very distant third, and that's it. Her complete physical unattractiveness is only surpassed by her awful personality and pettiness. Much like her posterior, she has a martyr complex of immense proportions. And she has absolutely no feminine energy. Not a bit. She is unlikable, nasty and self-absorbed to the point that I hope she stays off the show or I'll quit watching it. Heck, seeing Kody act like such an arrogant clown is bad enough, but we are used to husbands being portrayed as stupid and clueless. But Kody really is both of those things. And his silly obsession with his long ringlets of hair that he flips around like a coquette is only surpassed by his denial that his hairline has already receded on both sides to such an extent that the "ringlet combover" doesn't actually cover any of it up anymore.
And now the three biggest and oldest wives all have reason to hate Kody, so he might as well ditch all of them except Robyn - and I don't say that because she is the only one who still retains even a smidgen of physical attractiveness.
I recommend watching another polygamist show: "My Five Wives", which aired for only three seasons starting in 2013, I believe. It is a much better show with people who are actually LIKABLE and happy, and who get along extremely well. No unnecessary drama. But that's probably why it got canceled while this toxic sh_tshow is still befouling the airwaves.
Let me guess: Christine won't be able to stay away from the limelight and the attention. She'll freak out when she realizes there'll be no more makeup artists, camera crews and producers asking her about her Favorite topic: herself and how she's feeling. I bet money she has already pitched a show about just HER. It would have some stupid title like: "Surviving Sister Wives; A Martyr's Tale". And she will be honestly dumbfounded when even the pinheads who are responsible for this puking mess still stinking up our TV rooms decline to air a show about nothing that stars only a completely talentless, very ugly, obese and obnoxious, narcissistic, post-middle age beast like Christine Brown. No thank you!
Christine shows more of her true colors.
15 November 2022
Warning: Spoilers
SPOILER ALERT:
Wow. So apparently it would have been too obvious for Christine to stand up and scream on-camera, "I am the center of the universe and the most important person on the planet! Worship me because these people have wronged me! I am a martyr!" So she did the next most obvious thing and tells two of her other now-former sister wives she doesn't want anything to do with them. What a hideous old ho. Then Kody throws a tantrum and walks off while Janelle continues to take Christine's side on team "I-hate-Robyn" because Robyn is not obese, ugly, or nasty inside and out. When is Christine finally going to be gone? I've never liked that cow because she is SO self-absorbed and always clamoring to be the center of attention. She's shameful and grotesque in every way. If someone looks like her and is that large, WHY would they want all eyes on them, all the time? She should be hiding in her house and afraid to be seen. Kody should be relieved he got rid of her and her horrible personality. She is ugly inside and out.
At the same time, Kody is equally as narcissistic and stupid. He really messed up by staying back while his daughter had major surgery in New Jersey. All because of his idiotic, pathological fear of COVID.
At the same time, Kody is equally as narcissistic and stupid. He really messed up by staying back while his daughter had major surgery in New Jersey. All because of his idiotic, pathological fear of COVID.
So GO already.
15 November 2022
OK, the center of the universe, the obnoxious and odious Christine, is taking her malignant personality disorder and her ginormous behind and she's leaving Kody and "the family", especially his favorite wife (with good reason) Robyn and his rapidly receding hairline and moving back somewhere where we won't ever have to see her throwing elbows and stomping on the feet of others to get the spotlight. But how long are they going to drag it out? She should have been gone by the end of the last episode. I bet she just can't quite let go of the makeup artists and the time she gets to spend sitting in front of a TV camera whining about her martyrdom and talking about her favorite topic: herself.
Good riddance, you self-absorbed cow!
15 November 2022
I never could stand that idiot Christine and I'm glad she's going, even though it won't be soon enough. She is ALWAYS grabbing for the spotlight and so obviously craves being the center of attention. I'm not surprised she would leave the equally self-absorbed Kody but I am surprised she is leaving the show. Nowhere else will she ever be put on TV and allowed to talk on camera all about her favorite subject: her. I wouldn't be surprised if this arrogant t old waste of space thinks she might get a spin-off of her own (Surviving Sister Wives?) but it will never happen. TV execs don't want an untalented, obese, fugly, post-middle age egotist to be the star of a show about nothing.
Uncharted
(2022)
The STUPIDEST beginning of ANY movie EVER.
12 November 2022
Warning: Spoilers
If giving away the first few seconds of the opening scene of a movie is a spoiler, then: SPOILER ALERT!
I was so pissed at this idiotic nonsense that I quit this trifling fecal matter before I had even finished watching the first idiotic scene. The unknown actor (the little lead guy who nobody has ever even heard of) wakes up to find himself dangling from several pallets of cargo that are trailing out the open back end of a large transport airplane (a C-130?) while it is traveling at a few hundred miles per hour, several thousand feet in the air. Yet his hair-do is hardly getting mussed and the rushing wind has no effect on his movements. Then he (the awkwardly moving, obviously fake, computer generated version) is able to actually FLY back into the airplane, leaping from pallet to pallet - AGAINST THE WIND RUSH - while dodging bullets, killing assassins who are equally impervious to the laws of physics and gravity, and doing all kinds of other stupid, supernatural feats that only a computer or a cartoon character could accomplish.
SERIOUSLY, WHO WRITES THIS LUDICROUS TRASH?
So many great stuntmen and women are out of work now because filmmakers and Hollywood in general prefer such unrealistic, annoying and boneheaded CGI nonsense (which is not even well done) to great stunts performed by skilled and talented humans. Once I saw this awful idiocy at the very beginning of the opening scene, I was done with the rest of what just has to be lame and stupid movie. And I had read so many comparisons to Raiders of the Lost Ark. No damn way. Indiana Jones never even tried to fly. And that great classic wasn't ruined by tired old CGI bullfeces. Like modern music, modern movies suck so badly. Technology has replaced talent.
I was so pissed at this idiotic nonsense that I quit this trifling fecal matter before I had even finished watching the first idiotic scene. The unknown actor (the little lead guy who nobody has ever even heard of) wakes up to find himself dangling from several pallets of cargo that are trailing out the open back end of a large transport airplane (a C-130?) while it is traveling at a few hundred miles per hour, several thousand feet in the air. Yet his hair-do is hardly getting mussed and the rushing wind has no effect on his movements. Then he (the awkwardly moving, obviously fake, computer generated version) is able to actually FLY back into the airplane, leaping from pallet to pallet - AGAINST THE WIND RUSH - while dodging bullets, killing assassins who are equally impervious to the laws of physics and gravity, and doing all kinds of other stupid, supernatural feats that only a computer or a cartoon character could accomplish.
SERIOUSLY, WHO WRITES THIS LUDICROUS TRASH?
So many great stuntmen and women are out of work now because filmmakers and Hollywood in general prefer such unrealistic, annoying and boneheaded CGI nonsense (which is not even well done) to great stunts performed by skilled and talented humans. Once I saw this awful idiocy at the very beginning of the opening scene, I was done with the rest of what just has to be lame and stupid movie. And I had read so many comparisons to Raiders of the Lost Ark. No damn way. Indiana Jones never even tried to fly. And that great classic wasn't ruined by tired old CGI bullfeces. Like modern music, modern movies suck so badly. Technology has replaced talent.
Oh geez, even a no-talent pretty boy can't save this.
11 November 2022
I have to laugh at all the reviews here for this clumsy and useless season finale. These so-called reviews only focus on the alleged reviewers' giddiness over the sudden appearance of Dean Winchester... I mean Jensen Ankles... I mean grab your ankles... I mean Jensen Ackles. All these fanboys with man crushes and lonely spinsters claim he's a "great actor", but this clown has never acted in his life. He just plays himself in everything he's ever been in, including about 18 years on Stupidnatural. He merely recites the words from a script while being himself. That doesn't qualify as acting. There's certainly no range or stretch for him. But there are plenty of attractive women on this show (Lagertha, Cassie, Ren Buller, Meadow Soprano and Deedee Pfieffer) so they had to add at least one attractive guy. Deputy Poppernak sure wasn't doing it.
As for the female leads, they're supposed to be tough women but they get all giddy and act stupid when they are around a handsome guy. Even the actor who played Travis, who has a woefully underdeveloped physique and a chest like a nine-year-old, made Cassie do a lot of idiotic things. This show is extremely hokey. There's no need for a season three.
As for the female leads, they're supposed to be tough women but they get all giddy and act stupid when they are around a handsome guy. Even the actor who played Travis, who has a woefully underdeveloped physique and a chest like a nine-year-old, made Cassie do a lot of idiotic things. This show is extremely hokey. There's no need for a season three.
Yellowstone
(2018– )
I can't believe this steaming loaf is still around.
5 November 2022
I quit watching this over-the-top, melodramatic, and highly implausible piece of feces after the first excruciating season. I was initially drawn to Yellowstream because it was set someplace OTHER THAN Los Angeles or New York (so sick of all the self-congratulatory nonsense Hollywood engages in for those who choose to live in those two dumps).
I like Costner in most things but not this brainless soap opera. I despise the terribly bad writing that always seems to find that incredibly and improbably rich people are more interesting than normal folks. Making the characters uber rich is unoriginal, cliched and just lazy writing. And making uber rich guy a widower is the usual route they take, so he will have plenty of dramatic moments and he will be instantly pitied. Plus there will be plenty of chances for much younger actresses to drop in for love scenes without making the "hero" look like a scumbag philanderer.
The characters are all overdone and campy drama queens. I love Kelly Reilly but her idiotic character here is less believable and more implausibly tough than Wonder Woman. Of course, she'll never have rich daddy's full approval because she chose to be born with girl parts.
And every extremely rich guy has to have the same sons: one who is a devoted rump kisser who goes unappreciated; his favorite son who meets with tragedy; and the rebellious one who had turned his back on rich daddy's richness but who reluctantly comes back to step in and fill the convenient void. And let's not forget the rich guy's devoted non-biological son (the chubby, over-acting Wings Hauser) who will never be truly appreciated because he made the bad choice of choosing a different sperm donor to sire him.
Seriously? This junk was fresh five hundred years ago but it's all been done to death.
As for the action, none of it ever rings true. I had to wonder how often the rebellious son can just drive down the road and witness a violent felony in progress that he can then interrupt and save the day, killing bad guys and saving damsels. Geez, who writes this junk??
Yet mindless viewers eat it up, apparently, because this thing is back for season five. Really? I thought it had gone away after the second highly unlikely season. Oh well, there's other stuff for me to watch. But all these glowing, over the top 10-star reviews just struck me as false. It's so easy to buy such fawning insincerity these days.
I like Costner in most things but not this brainless soap opera. I despise the terribly bad writing that always seems to find that incredibly and improbably rich people are more interesting than normal folks. Making the characters uber rich is unoriginal, cliched and just lazy writing. And making uber rich guy a widower is the usual route they take, so he will have plenty of dramatic moments and he will be instantly pitied. Plus there will be plenty of chances for much younger actresses to drop in for love scenes without making the "hero" look like a scumbag philanderer.
The characters are all overdone and campy drama queens. I love Kelly Reilly but her idiotic character here is less believable and more implausibly tough than Wonder Woman. Of course, she'll never have rich daddy's full approval because she chose to be born with girl parts.
And every extremely rich guy has to have the same sons: one who is a devoted rump kisser who goes unappreciated; his favorite son who meets with tragedy; and the rebellious one who had turned his back on rich daddy's richness but who reluctantly comes back to step in and fill the convenient void. And let's not forget the rich guy's devoted non-biological son (the chubby, over-acting Wings Hauser) who will never be truly appreciated because he made the bad choice of choosing a different sperm donor to sire him.
Seriously? This junk was fresh five hundred years ago but it's all been done to death.
As for the action, none of it ever rings true. I had to wonder how often the rebellious son can just drive down the road and witness a violent felony in progress that he can then interrupt and save the day, killing bad guys and saving damsels. Geez, who writes this junk??
Yet mindless viewers eat it up, apparently, because this thing is back for season five. Really? I thought it had gone away after the second highly unlikely season. Oh well, there's other stuff for me to watch. But all these glowing, over the top 10-star reviews just struck me as false. It's so easy to buy such fawning insincerity these days.
Not a single stable person in this thing.
1 November 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Except for maybe a couple of peripheral people who are interviewed, everybody in this idiotic mess is a blithering idiot and mental deviant. For one thing, Gary exhibits the same level of obsessive compulsive disorder that plagued his biological sperm provider. And Gary's monotone narration is completely annoying, especially when he keeps referring to the biological parents who abandoned him as "my mother" and "my father". It's as if the wonderful people who adopted and raised this ungrateful twit don't count for anything. No wonder four women had had enough of this guy.
The second most annoying and simple minded goof to appear is Susan Mustafa, who poses as some kind of "investigative journalist" and author. This bleached out, chain smoking cow is first shown shooting at nothing with her cutesy pink gun (the only feminine thing about her), while not wearing safety glasses or hearing protection. Then she starts talking, and the assumption that she might at least be of average intelligence is completely abandoned.
Gary's pathologically lying biological egg donor (what he calls his "mother"), shows up as a completely deranged nut case. And her second husband "Rotea", I can assure you, was nothing close to a legend in the SFPD. A legend in his own mind, maybe. And he was physically repugnant. Her choice in men has to rank among the worst ever.
I quit after two episodes. There's nobody worth caring about or cheering for here.
The second most annoying and simple minded goof to appear is Susan Mustafa, who poses as some kind of "investigative journalist" and author. This bleached out, chain smoking cow is first shown shooting at nothing with her cutesy pink gun (the only feminine thing about her), while not wearing safety glasses or hearing protection. Then she starts talking, and the assumption that she might at least be of average intelligence is completely abandoned.
Gary's pathologically lying biological egg donor (what he calls his "mother"), shows up as a completely deranged nut case. And her second husband "Rotea", I can assure you, was nothing close to a legend in the SFPD. A legend in his own mind, maybe. And he was physically repugnant. Her choice in men has to rank among the worst ever.
I quit after two episodes. There's nobody worth caring about or cheering for here.
The Final Girl
(2010)
What was the point?
10 October 2022
This had all the bad qualities of an average, amateur porn effort and only a little bit of limited sex (women using their hands). The rest of the movie is so slow moving, boring and pointless. There's not really a plot, just some junk about a troubled mess of a woman who is only in the movie in confusing flashbacks, but if there is a plot it is never fully executed. It's just a silly, self-consciously artsy attempt to make a "deep" film with a handful of moderately attractive women, one with some decent tattoos (and a couple of real hounds, one with hideous tattoos). What an unbelievably stupid waste of time.
Walker
(2021– )
What a huge disappointment, but not a surprise.
4 October 2022
I was hoping this would be a modernized version of the original, with Padaleki carrying on in the same manner as he did for many years on Supernatural. Unfortunately, this the CW, which means it caters to the oddball millennial and Gen Z types. The usual result is supposedly stylish, overly dramatic, inexplicably weepy and without depth. The protagonist has the unoriginal affliction PTSD, which is overused and cliche these days. The writers do not even remotely understand undercover law enforcement and use all the old standard gimmicks. I couldn't stay with this sad mess, but since I'm not a gullible teen with a short attention span who is easily amused, I wasn't meant to stick with it.
My Five Wives
(2013– )
These women CHOOSE to live this way.
30 September 2022
I like these people! And this show is much more entertaining than Sister Wives. None of that idiotic, manufactured, nonsense drama like they vomit up on that other show, over and over. And there is not one narcissistic, self-absorbed psychopath like Christine Brown, who takes over as the center of attention in every scene she's in on that inferior show.
I have to laugh at the so-called feminists who left scathing reviews for this show, whining about how these "victimized" women need to be "rescued". Wow, it's interesting to learn that you don't think they're smart enough to make they're own decisions about their lives and that you know better how they should live. So pathetic. Don't watch if you have a problem with any of it.
I have to laugh at the so-called feminists who left scathing reviews for this show, whining about how these "victimized" women need to be "rescued". Wow, it's interesting to learn that you don't think they're smart enough to make they're own decisions about their lives and that you know better how they should live. So pathetic. Don't watch if you have a problem with any of it.
Death on the Nile
(2022)
How could this be so AWFUL??
18 September 2022
Kenneth Branagh has made some excellent movies but this is far from one of them. I won't even get into the unfortunate casting of accused weirdo Armie Hammer, since he hasn't been convicted of anything. Yet. He never could act worth a squat and he's very smug, not to mention a bit feminine for a ladies man, and that's unrelated to his alleged abusive sexual proclivities. I doubt we'll be seeing this clown in any more bad movies like this (he's never been in a good one) but that's no great loss.
The main problem with this movie is the overall cheesy flavor, and I don't mean that literally. It's like a high school production with a larger budget. The casting of the other characters is very poorly done and fashionably inclusive, and the special effects are surprisingly TERRIBLE! The obvious green screen scenes, and there are a lot, are terribly unrealistic. As are all the CGI animals, like a flying bird and a crocodile that look less realistic than Wile E. Coyote, and a silly striking snake that looks so ridiculous I had to laugh out loud. And never mind all the anachronisms and other nonsense - though I am wondering how a musician can walk the length of a large dance hall while singing and playing a yet-to-be-invented electric guitar without everybody getting tangled up in the electrical cords that magically didn't seem to trail behind her. Maybe we are to assume BlueTooth was around prior to the Second World War? And how can we be expected to believe that people performed erotic, dirty-dancing moves, including simulated sex acts, in the 1930s? Ironically, that bit involved Armie Hammer, but at least he didn't try to tie up and beat on his dirty-dancing partner. Didn't try to eat any part of her, either. Poor Armie. He's tall, some people think he's handsome, if a bit nerdy and frail, he was obscenely wealthy before becoming a famous actor, but he'll never be taken seriously again - as if he ever was.
The main problem with this movie is the overall cheesy flavor, and I don't mean that literally. It's like a high school production with a larger budget. The casting of the other characters is very poorly done and fashionably inclusive, and the special effects are surprisingly TERRIBLE! The obvious green screen scenes, and there are a lot, are terribly unrealistic. As are all the CGI animals, like a flying bird and a crocodile that look less realistic than Wile E. Coyote, and a silly striking snake that looks so ridiculous I had to laugh out loud. And never mind all the anachronisms and other nonsense - though I am wondering how a musician can walk the length of a large dance hall while singing and playing a yet-to-be-invented electric guitar without everybody getting tangled up in the electrical cords that magically didn't seem to trail behind her. Maybe we are to assume BlueTooth was around prior to the Second World War? And how can we be expected to believe that people performed erotic, dirty-dancing moves, including simulated sex acts, in the 1930s? Ironically, that bit involved Armie Hammer, but at least he didn't try to tie up and beat on his dirty-dancing partner. Didn't try to eat any part of her, either. Poor Armie. He's tall, some people think he's handsome, if a bit nerdy and frail, he was obscenely wealthy before becoming a famous actor, but he'll never be taken seriously again - as if he ever was.
Booker
(1989–1990)
Should have been called "Booger".
15 September 2022
Though apparently nobody picked it. (Get it? HAHAHA!)
And this awful show should have starred the chubby actor who played the character Booger in "Revenge of the Nerds" instead of the long-since-forgotten nobody: Richard Grieco. Though some young girls thought Grieco was good looking, most adults (and all men) thought he was kinda' funny looking, like the brightly colored backside of a baboon. And he couldn't act worth squat.
This show was a stupid, boring, cliche-filled waste of an entire season of airtime. It should have been canceled as soon as some dummy said, "Hey, let's make a new show about a detective in L. A. who wears earrings and a leather jackets, defies authority, works alone because a partner would only slow him down, and who looks kinda' pretty and androgynous, so he appeals to both men and women. We'll throw in all the usual cliches and t'll be completely unoriginal", which in Hollywood is a much revered thing. But they made the mistake of casting Richard Grieco, who was at the beginning of an almost-career, which ended up petering out quickly before making a near comeback at its peak in "A Night at the Roxbury". His acting in that movie was wooden and unbelievable, even though he was playing a parody of himself.
For all those who claim this Booker character was smart and cool, he was only as smart and cool as the writers wanted him to be. And nobody bought into it except for a total of about six confused young women who are clamoring for this silly show on DVD.
And this awful show should have starred the chubby actor who played the character Booger in "Revenge of the Nerds" instead of the long-since-forgotten nobody: Richard Grieco. Though some young girls thought Grieco was good looking, most adults (and all men) thought he was kinda' funny looking, like the brightly colored backside of a baboon. And he couldn't act worth squat.
This show was a stupid, boring, cliche-filled waste of an entire season of airtime. It should have been canceled as soon as some dummy said, "Hey, let's make a new show about a detective in L. A. who wears earrings and a leather jackets, defies authority, works alone because a partner would only slow him down, and who looks kinda' pretty and androgynous, so he appeals to both men and women. We'll throw in all the usual cliches and t'll be completely unoriginal", which in Hollywood is a much revered thing. But they made the mistake of casting Richard Grieco, who was at the beginning of an almost-career, which ended up petering out quickly before making a near comeback at its peak in "A Night at the Roxbury". His acting in that movie was wooden and unbelievable, even though he was playing a parody of himself.
For all those who claim this Booker character was smart and cool, he was only as smart and cool as the writers wanted him to be. And nobody bought into it except for a total of about six confused young women who are clamoring for this silly show on DVD.
Dolemite
(1975)
Ignore the usual cliche, this is so bad it's AWFUL!
11 September 2022
So many clowns think they're being hip by claiming this steaming loaf I was intended to be bad, and over-the-top, and funny, and silly. Not a chance. This vomitfest is a complete loser that was intended to be taken seriously. But it has the production values of an elementary school musical, the cast had the acting skills one might see in an Army film about sexually transmitted diseases and there is a plot to match. This movie is just plain stupid. It doesn't compare with other movies of the same genre, the name of which I won't repeat because it's also an overused cliche. This is just awful slop on EVERY level.
Apparently it's fun for some deluded, "rat-soup-eating" morons to try to convince themselves and others that this movie is a classic of some sorts. But anyone who tries to claim that Rudy Ray Moore has "charisma" or talent is delusional. The guy is totally useless, but I will say his wardrobe in this movie was pretty great. Everything about the rest of him, though, is laughable. He's fat, obviously slow-witted, and ugly. He always looks half asleep. He pulls his pants up so high on his huge belly that his sagging man breasts rest on his belt, and he moves with all the grace and speed of a garden slug. He even has hips like a pregnant woman. And he can barely lift his chubby leg high enough to get his foot off the ground, but we're supposed to buy this geek as a martial arts expert?
Apparently Moore gets blamed/credited by fawning fanboys for being an early developer of rap, but all he really does is sleepily recite some terrible, almost-rhyming, idiotic stories about a black survivor who was too cool to go down with the Titanic, and one about a monkey beefing with a lion. Even if Moore had any talent for the spoken word, the "poetry" is so lame and tedious it wouldn't have mattered.
And the rest of the cast is equally as bad. There's not a single professional in the dozens of performers in this thing. Everybody delivers their lines with monotone difficulty, as if reading from crib notes written on their palms, but this actually would have helped them not to look directly into the camera.
As for the nudity, there's NOBODY in this schlockfeast worth seeing naked. The only time I laughed was when the schlubby, oily little white guy who plays the crooked mayor gets into a nude fight scene after an orgy goes bad. That was pointless but entertaining, though not in the angry, social-justice way the alleged filmmakers intended. I cringed when the actor who played the FBI agent stumbled over his lines, as he obviously forgot them but there wasn't money in the low budget to do a second take. He should have written his lines on his hand.
Don't waste your time trying to find anything redeeming in this junk. All the rave reviews have been left by mean-spirited trolls who are only trying to get under your skin by inducing you to waste more than an hour of your life trying to figure out how this drivel ever got made.
Apparently it's fun for some deluded, "rat-soup-eating" morons to try to convince themselves and others that this movie is a classic of some sorts. But anyone who tries to claim that Rudy Ray Moore has "charisma" or talent is delusional. The guy is totally useless, but I will say his wardrobe in this movie was pretty great. Everything about the rest of him, though, is laughable. He's fat, obviously slow-witted, and ugly. He always looks half asleep. He pulls his pants up so high on his huge belly that his sagging man breasts rest on his belt, and he moves with all the grace and speed of a garden slug. He even has hips like a pregnant woman. And he can barely lift his chubby leg high enough to get his foot off the ground, but we're supposed to buy this geek as a martial arts expert?
Apparently Moore gets blamed/credited by fawning fanboys for being an early developer of rap, but all he really does is sleepily recite some terrible, almost-rhyming, idiotic stories about a black survivor who was too cool to go down with the Titanic, and one about a monkey beefing with a lion. Even if Moore had any talent for the spoken word, the "poetry" is so lame and tedious it wouldn't have mattered.
And the rest of the cast is equally as bad. There's not a single professional in the dozens of performers in this thing. Everybody delivers their lines with monotone difficulty, as if reading from crib notes written on their palms, but this actually would have helped them not to look directly into the camera.
As for the nudity, there's NOBODY in this schlockfeast worth seeing naked. The only time I laughed was when the schlubby, oily little white guy who plays the crooked mayor gets into a nude fight scene after an orgy goes bad. That was pointless but entertaining, though not in the angry, social-justice way the alleged filmmakers intended. I cringed when the actor who played the FBI agent stumbled over his lines, as he obviously forgot them but there wasn't money in the low budget to do a second take. He should have written his lines on his hand.
Don't waste your time trying to find anything redeeming in this junk. All the rave reviews have been left by mean-spirited trolls who are only trying to get under your skin by inducing you to waste more than an hour of your life trying to figure out how this drivel ever got made.
The Murders at Starved Rock
(2021)
Terrible, boring, overlong junk by a silly, amateur dork.
22 August 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Never mind that the odd-looking clown who made this drek lists as his only qualification as a documentarian that he used to be a hairdresser. And he can't even grow a full beard but tries to wear a sparse one anyway, so I question his skills at that profession, too. He's just as goofy as he looks. And he has inserted himself, including lots of footage of himself, into this documentary at least as much as the convicted killer, Chester Weger. It's ridiculous.
Almost as ridiculous as putting on camera is the killer's crybaby, convicted child molester, ex-con son Johnny Weger, who, at age 61, ludicrously blames his lifetime of criminal loser activity on his father's notoriety. And he cries like a baby every time he's shown on camera. I imagine most folks with such a horrid, scumbag past would cry with shame when exposed to the public.
As for the documentary's idiotic conclusion, which is obvious throughout the three episodes, that Weger was wrongly convicted, there is absolutely nothing presented here that would lead a reasonable person to that end. Certainly not the "evidence" presented by the laughable "psychic", who prefers the nonsensical alternative term "energy sensitive". And also nothing of value is derived from all the local rubes who voice their useless and uninformed opinions that they "know for a fact" that Weger is innocent. The dumbest of these locals is David Marsh, who is actually typical of all the "Free Chester Weger" dummies. Yes, there is actually an organized group of unskilled morons who fought to prove that Weger didn't kill three women. And there is no shortage of Weger's relatives who are no smarter or informed than the others. None of these goofs seem to realize that an opinion is not a fact and proves NOTHING.
Finally, why was this documentary even released with the addendum near the end of Episode 3 that the results of DNA testing wouldn't be available until a later date. Why not wait for the results? It's not like anybody NEEDED this documentary so badly it had to be released as soon as possible. Nobody needs this junk at all. .
Almost as ridiculous as putting on camera is the killer's crybaby, convicted child molester, ex-con son Johnny Weger, who, at age 61, ludicrously blames his lifetime of criminal loser activity on his father's notoriety. And he cries like a baby every time he's shown on camera. I imagine most folks with such a horrid, scumbag past would cry with shame when exposed to the public.
As for the documentary's idiotic conclusion, which is obvious throughout the three episodes, that Weger was wrongly convicted, there is absolutely nothing presented here that would lead a reasonable person to that end. Certainly not the "evidence" presented by the laughable "psychic", who prefers the nonsensical alternative term "energy sensitive". And also nothing of value is derived from all the local rubes who voice their useless and uninformed opinions that they "know for a fact" that Weger is innocent. The dumbest of these locals is David Marsh, who is actually typical of all the "Free Chester Weger" dummies. Yes, there is actually an organized group of unskilled morons who fought to prove that Weger didn't kill three women. And there is no shortage of Weger's relatives who are no smarter or informed than the others. None of these goofs seem to realize that an opinion is not a fact and proves NOTHING.
Finally, why was this documentary even released with the addendum near the end of Episode 3 that the results of DNA testing wouldn't be available until a later date. Why not wait for the results? It's not like anybody NEEDED this documentary so badly it had to be released as soon as possible. Nobody needs this junk at all. .
Mayans M.C.
(2018–2023)
Such a funny "effing" soap opera for macho clowns.
19 July 2022
This show has devolved into an agonizing, melodramatic schlockfest filled with whiny, crying bawl-babies who let their feminine emotions rule them. And the women are no different. Every one of these supposedly tough guys spends way too much time sitting around, brooding and weeping, no doubt lamenting their terrible life choices. And each actor has a lot to draw on for these excruciating performances, going back to when they signed on to join the cast of this show.
The writing and story telling is just awful. Take the dialogue: Literally EVERY character uses the F-word at least once in every sentence, to the point of distraction and ridiculousness. Sure, biker gangmembers cuss a lot, even sissies like this lot, but the show makers can't play the authenticity card on this one topic when they don't give authenticity much concern when it comes to everything else. These dummies are trying to tell a story, not make a documentary. And there's absolutely nothing authentic about the action scenes, especially the shootouts and the fistfights. They're laughable. I won't spoil anything but one example I'm talking about is the first episode of season 4. I laughed my way through that extended nonsense. There was nothing tactical about anybody's behavior, especially fire discipline when you know you have very little ammunition left. And taking cover as opposed to concealment? Forget about it. Magic bullets won't hurt you.
Gladly, this is the last season (right?). I sure hope so.
The writing and story telling is just awful. Take the dialogue: Literally EVERY character uses the F-word at least once in every sentence, to the point of distraction and ridiculousness. Sure, biker gangmembers cuss a lot, even sissies like this lot, but the show makers can't play the authenticity card on this one topic when they don't give authenticity much concern when it comes to everything else. These dummies are trying to tell a story, not make a documentary. And there's absolutely nothing authentic about the action scenes, especially the shootouts and the fistfights. They're laughable. I won't spoil anything but one example I'm talking about is the first episode of season 4. I laughed my way through that extended nonsense. There was nothing tactical about anybody's behavior, especially fire discipline when you know you have very little ammunition left. And taking cover as opposed to concealment? Forget about it. Magic bullets won't hurt you.
Gladly, this is the last season (right?). I sure hope so.
The Comey Rule
(2020)
Pretty good but if Comey really had a wife like that...
6 July 2022
This show tries hard to lionize Comey and to make him a saint. I thought he was a bit of an idiot when he declared to Congress on national TV that no matter what stupid, corrupt act a certain former First Lady committed, she was never going to be prosecuted for it because she was, in essence, a sacred cow. Then he finally did the right thing just before the election and he had to deal with the shrewish, whiny hag he was married to, as she tried to stick her fat nose into his official business. He should have divorced that woman on the spot.
Snowflake Mountain
(2022)
Fake show, bad writing, terrible acting.
2 July 2022
This show is very obviously scripted. It's obvious because the acting is so bad. I know plenty of young morons like these, and there is NO WAY they would be as agreeable to participate in this stunt as the ones in this fake reality show. These spoiled ninnies are much too quick to be lured in simply by money.
Question: what are all the girls fat? With one exception, they are grossly obese but seem to think they've attractive. Conversely, the men are all scrawny and skeletal, except the stereotyped gay guy.
I gave this as many as three stars because it does, at least, attempt to ridicule to some extent this generation of useless humans. But who's fault is it really? It's the previous generation's, with our horrible parenting.
Too bad nobody has found a viable way to fix these self-absorbed dregs. This show certainly hasn't found it.
Question: what are all the girls fat? With one exception, they are grossly obese but seem to think they've attractive. Conversely, the men are all scrawny and skeletal, except the stereotyped gay guy.
I gave this as many as three stars because it does, at least, attempt to ridicule to some extent this generation of useless humans. But who's fault is it really? It's the previous generation's, with our horrible parenting.
Too bad nobody has found a viable way to fix these self-absorbed dregs. This show certainly hasn't found it.
I don't miss many westerns. This one is too oddball.
27 June 2022
Even though they throw in every western cliche known to the Great Creator and John Ford, they also had to throw in a few new gags, like weapons that look like the usual steampunk nonsense, and casting choices that are far more inclusive and diverse than was ever allowed in 19th Century America. This tripe seems like it was made for the CW.
As for the pronunciation of "Bowie", it would be ludicrous to assume that every diseased nitwit and uneducated weirdo in the Old West knew to pronounce it in the "one true way". There are plenty of reasons to judge this trash harshly, so reviewers would do well to pick a valid one.
As for the pronunciation of "Bowie", it would be ludicrous to assume that every diseased nitwit and uneducated weirdo in the Old West knew to pronounce it in the "one true way". There are plenty of reasons to judge this trash harshly, so reviewers would do well to pick a valid one.
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