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The Thing (2011)
Decent prequel, given the shoes it has to fill.
The 1/10 scores are definitely far too harsh. They come across as nothing more than disgruntled children, crying about how it's not the same as John Carpenter's movie. Yes, of course it's not one of the best horror movies of all time. Most aren't, but it does paint the events before that movie rather well.
Some reviews here make some very valid points though, such as the released cut being a little messy. Overall it's really quite enjoyable, but it definitely could have been executed better in some respects. After reading about a lot of the studio interference, a lot of its flaws make complete sense.
It's not perfect by any means, but it is worth a watch and has some great scenes that should entertain any fand of the Carpenter movie.
She Walks the Woods (2019)
Fake high reviews abound.
Im usually dubious when i hear the claims, but there is no people legitimately gave this an 8 or 9. I love found footage movies, but most of this is just pointless filler that adds nothing at all.
Watch the first 5 mins, then the last 25 and you'll have missed nothing.
Red Dawn (1984)
An entertaining action movie. Simple as that.
It's no masterpiece, but reading some of the reviews here...you'd think it was an affront to humanity and that some people has been personally harmed by its existence.
It's an action movie, folks. Don't get your communist panties in a twist. Just kick back, enjoy it and get off your soapbox.